What has happened to our beloved Tanah Air?
The make believe “Perak State Assembly” under a shade tree just about encapsulates the sorry state of Malaysian politics. We are truly a Basket Case now.
Who created all this mess?
Politicians!
Yes, the low-life degenerates eroding the very essence of our existence. We have endured ONE YEAR of hell courtesy of these instigators and subversives who really don’t care about this nation, our hope, our future.
Why should MY welfare, indeed the future of almost 28 million Rakyat Malaysia, be dependent on the whims and fancies, not to mention the grotesque character anomalies of these bunch of dysfunctional social outcasts and assorted psycho cases?
And I'm talking about BOTH sides of the political cesspool here.
We need to go back to the drawing board and take stock of what’s happening to us, to our society, to our nation amidst this unending, crippling political circus. Perhaps we should all be taught the basic protocol of politics, the rules of the game, on the need to get on with life after the election dust settles. Yes, KijangMas may come up with a guide for you dummies out there.
The make believe “Perak State Assembly” under a shade tree just about encapsulates the sorry state of Malaysian politics. We are truly a Basket Case now.
Who created all this mess?
Politicians!
Yes, the low-life degenerates eroding the very essence of our existence. We have endured ONE YEAR of hell courtesy of these instigators and subversives who really don’t care about this nation, our hope, our future.
Why should MY welfare, indeed the future of almost 28 million Rakyat Malaysia, be dependent on the whims and fancies, not to mention the grotesque character anomalies of these bunch of dysfunctional social outcasts and assorted psycho cases?
And I'm talking about BOTH sides of the political cesspool here.
We need to go back to the drawing board and take stock of what’s happening to us, to our society, to our nation amidst this unending, crippling political circus. Perhaps we should all be taught the basic protocol of politics, the rules of the game, on the need to get on with life after the election dust settles. Yes, KijangMas may come up with a guide for you dummies out there.
Anyway folks, take a good look at these politicians.
Look at the Pakatan flagbearers: Karpal "Lu Celaka" Singh; Brother Anwar Bin Ibrahim; sneaky Unker Kit and his poker-faced son, Guan Eng; Nizar Ayam Steal the EmBee and his Ngeh-Nga TerNgaNga freakshow puppeteers; the sleazoid Tian Chua; the estate thug N. Gobalakrishnan; ….. ok, ok, cukup … apa? … ada lagi … the Ah Soh Brigade commandos, Fong Poh Kuan, Chong Eng, Teresa Kok …… oh Tuhan, I feel nauseated now …
Hey Loh Gwo Burne, why don’t you be useful for once and pass me the darn Mo Far Kor! Yup, Mo Far Kor, the miracle elixir for expectant mothers, sleepy mahjong kakis and nauseated bloggers.
So you think the Pakatan has a monopoly on the preposterous, ridiculous, outrageous and ludicrous? Think again …
Yup, what about the Barisan people? This bunch of incompetent infighting inconsequential ingrates got any hope of returning to their Golden Age where they were invulnerable, infallible, intelligent and inspiring? Yes? No?
Why not?
What? Look at their people as well? Ok, why don’t we let the picture do the talking:-
Ok, ok, cukup ….. I want my Mo Far Kor!
Anyway, what’s with the Barisan Nasional nowadays? What has Pak Lah done to these Wakil Rakyats and Pemimpins and Pembela Bangsas and Perwira Negaras? Why are they all so weak and clueless now? Yes, I know a fish rots from the head, but this is ridiculous. The Alpha Fish must have contaminated the entire container load, all of it, the bawal, selar, buntal, pari, tongkol, keli, lampan jawa and a sotong or two. Semua rosak. Bau busuk; jual tak laku. Kena buang jauh-jauh dalam laut.
The rot in Barisan triggered a socio-political fission chain-reaction of epic proportions and this culminated in the tsunami of PRU12, where the Barisan ikan busuks were swept away and buried by the debris of competing political forces. And from the ashes of this devastation rose a three-headed political beast known today as the Pakatan Rakyat.
Now you see? The Barisan created the Pakatan. Yes, if not for BN’s utter incompetence and the incorrigible and unelectable nature of many of its leaders and candidates, the Pakatan phenomenon would not have arisen. BN laid the groundwork for the spawning and propagation of this Pakatan freakshow.
Yeah, what’s up with the Pakatan?
You see, instead of using the people’s mandate in five states and a big chunk of the federal parliament for the betterment of the rakyat, Pakatan’s motley crew of oddballs and sleazoids and plain freakish lunatics went way off tangent and rewrote the playbook on nation-wrecking. Yup, when was the last time the DAP hate-mongers and their pathetic PAS and PKR stooges have said or done anything of substance about the economy, nation building, enhancing competitiveness, national cohesion, patriotism? Apart from their barrage of cheapshots, juvenile hecklings and seditious rhetoric, what have they done both in and out of parliament?
Look at these parties. DAP is courting self-destruction with its incessant provocations of the Malay Muslim majority; PKR, a platform for one man’s maniacal obsession to be the Prime Minister, is slowly imploding as we speak; and PAS has abandoned much of its Islamic rhetoric to remain bedfellows with the other two in a grotesque exhibition of hypocrisy -- that its hate for UMNO is more than its love for Islam and the Malays. The party’s stand on the fundamental tenets of Islam and the status and welfare of the Malays are sacrificed and obliterated from the party’s struggle just to appease their rabid, anti-Malay, anti-Islamist allies in DAP and PKR. Yes, what has gotten into the PAS people? These people hate UMNO so much that they don’t mind if their Bangsa dan Agama, not to mention their Raja-Raja Melayu are dragged through the mud and compromised and insulted by their fellow UMNO/BN haters, the chauvinist hoodlums of DAP and their PKR stooges.
Come to think of it, only the lone figure of Tan Seng Giaw exhibited a semblance of dignity and relevance to nation building among the Pakatan people. Maybe its due to his refined Kelantanese roots, a world away from the wretched tin-mining and rubber estate coolie mindset of his party compatriots on the West Coast, where their “struggle” is driven by a pervasive, pathological hatred against the Malays and the Malay essence of this nation.
Yes, I know, Pakatan will blame their ineffectiveness on the proverbial UMNO/BN bogeymen haunting their every move. But hey, this is politics lah! It’s a never ending game of power and influence over the ever-shifting mindset of the populace. If one cannot stand the heat, get the hell out and do something else lah. Fong Kui Lin sure look the part and would do well in the Bak Kut Teh business and Chong Eng will look very much at home in Pasar Borong Selayang. And I bet M. Kulasegaran can whip up a terrific pot of parapu to go with "Professor" P. Ramasamy’s parata in their future Roket Tumbang Curry House in Prai. And I’ll hire N. Gobalakrishnan in a heartbeat to be the Chief Hutang Collector for KijangMas’ now distressed loans to family and friends. As for my buddy and fellow Mo Far Kor junkie, Gwo Burne, he'll be better off running a Kedai Gambar for like-minded voyeurs.
Ok, what triggered this mayhem post PRU12?
Many factors.
Suffice to say that the pandemonium was fueled by the intoxicating first taste of power by the perpetual underdogs who suddenly rode the crest of the political tsunami induced by instigators leveraging on the rakyat’s total abhorrence of Pak Lah’s weak, uninspired and incompetent rule. But the single biggest divisive factor was the silly moves by Anwar Ibrahim in his obsessive quest to be the Perdana Menteri at all cost.
What is wrong with Brother Anwar anyway? Why this wholesale sellout of his Malay Muslim credentials just to scrape some support from the lunatic, extremist fringe of our society? And to add some comic relief to this sad picture, these anti-Malay lunatics actually think they are the “mainstream” -- oblivious to the reality of Malaysiana beyond their comfortable suburban habitats. These anti-Malays, inspired by the paranoiac fantasies of malignant narcissist Haris Ibrahim and his zealotrous disciples, now have the audacity to proclaim themselves as the Anak Bangsa Malaysia. Yeah, the Anak Bangsa Malaysia who will fight on the streets to uphold Kwangtung and Tamil Nadu lingua-cultural traits via the menace of the SRJK(C)s and SRJK(T)s and who themselves cannot and will not speak Bahasa Malaysia, let alone partake in or understand the Adat and Budaya of the necessary Orang Melayu backbone that would validate this Anak Bangsa Malaysia in the first place. I pray for these confused, pathetic souls.
So off goes Brother Anwar to join the noisy demos of the Hindraf racist buffoons; marching arm-in-arm with the Dong Jiao Zong subversives; and to instigate and irritate and concoct crisis after crisis after crisis by bringing to disrepute every single institution of Malaysian nationhood, including the democratic process and the position of our Raja-Raja Melayu. Yup, the gullible political novices among the suddenly-empowered non-Malay populace actually bought Brother Anwar’s deceptions – hook, line and sinker … and a kitchen sink or two. Veteran Anwaristas and Reformasi old hands chuckled at their teh tarik haunts as these RPK Junkies and Haris Zealots wasted tons of candles (and stupidly spewed CO2 to add to Global Warming) in their revelry over the sweet-sounding political fantasies wafting from the puckered lips of Brother Anwar. This opportunist charlatan led the non-Bahasa Malaysia speaking self-proclaimed Anak Bangsa Malaysia on their shuffle up the Yellow Brick Road to an UMNO-less Malaysian political utopia that was to emerge on 916. It was indeed a Mo Far Kor Moment to cherish, a kind of Malaysian Woodstock, an aberrative lovefest of rejoicing, hugging, burning of more CO2-spewing candles ……… podaaah!
Mana ada? Lu ingat “Malaysian Politics” is a Cartoon Network production ka? Living life in the make believe?
Anyway, 916 came and went.
Then another date.
Then another date.
Then another date.
Then ano ........ zzzzzzzzzz
Yup, even my Sang Harimau fell asleep .........
The nation was in suspended animation as Anwar plays out his drama to the detriment of 28 million people. Expect more theatrics from Brother Anwar, a man I used to support and admire but now reduced to a political scavenger eating out of the paws of DAP, Hindraf, Dong Jiao Gong and like-minded subversive, cancerous fringe of Mainstream Malaysiana.
Now, talking about Brother Anwar's lompat parti shenadigans, how can we forget the kejar-kejar to Taiwan comedy. Come on lah, if the political fate of our country was really dependent on the persuasive powers of Tian Chua and Elizabeth Wong plus Saifuddin Nasution, then that will mark the end of Malaysian Civilization as we know it! I laughed then and I laugh even louder now. Who in their right frame of mind would believe that 41 well-fed Barisan MPs would fall for the Tian Chua-Eli Wong seduction opera? Don’t look at me but the people who got seduced in Taipei was definitely NOT the BN vacationers!
Many folks have asked for my thoughts on the Perak Fiasco. Much has already been said and KijangMas is not keen to add to the pile. Suffice to say that this impasse is not going to be solved easily as long as the main actors relentlessly push the limits of the constitution at state and federal levels into the realms of terra incoqnita. But perhaps this is just what we all need. Test the robustness of our constitution that had gathered dust for over a half century. Get it out in the open. Let the rakyat see what desperate men and women are capable of doing -- on BOTH sides of the political divide. Oh, as in other terra incoqnita situations, don’t complain if surprises sprang from the dark abyss of the Neverland.
What about the Rakyat?
The rakyat, of course, will have a say as long as we subscribe to the ideals of democracy. Perakians must ultimately decide whether they want stability, where everyone can cari makan peacefully within our age old unwritten social norms OR anarchy, where every single institution of governance, from the political process to the civil service to law enforcement to the judiciary all the way to the Sultan himself are brought into disrepute.
Who gains and loses from all these? Nobody gains. Everyone has already lost.
Lessons learned?
Too many to expound here. Suffice to say that the Nizar Jamaluddin administration controlled by the NgehNga puppeteers was untenable due to its prickly, divisive agenda and marginalisation of the Malays, which form a 54% majority in the state.
From Day 1, the DAP-controlled Pakatan government acted like a one-term administration, grabbing whatever it could for its core constituents before its Cinderella clock struck midnight in PRU13. It so happened that UMNO/BN used the same lompat parti tactic touted by Anwar Ibrahim to hit back decisively, took the old clock and threw in another clock that struck midnight immediately, not in 3-4 years. Those shiny new Camrys morphed into pumpkins and it was game over long before the Pakatan gang had their bizarre make-believe State Assembly sitting under the shade tree.
Nizar and his Ngeh-Nga puppeteers forgot that Perak Darul Ridzuan is a Negeri Melayu di bawah Raja Melayu Berdaulat, a sovereign Malay state that forms part of the Federation of Malaysia. The Sultan is supreme. Oh, please lah don’t lecture me on your Ketuanan Rakyat fantasy. In the Malay socio-political realm, the Raja and the Rakyat are one and the same. To think that a PAS boneka controlled by the DAP dalangs could wedge himself between this unitary concept of “Kerajaan” is absurd. Listen you treasonous subversives, if your Raja has no confidence in your gang, for whatever reason, then too bad. You go. You git.
Say out loud the word “Kerajaan.” What’s the root word? Yes, “Raja.” What does this conjure? Yes, the Perak government is “of the Raja” (Ke-Raja-An) in a Kesultanan, the royal administration of a Kingdom. Who’s at the apex of this Kerajaan of the Kesultanan? Nizar? NgehNga? DAP? PAS? UMNO? PKR? Sivakumar?
It’s the Sultan, of course.
What happens when the Sultan has no more confidence (as promulgated in specific constitutional provisions) in a person to lead his Rakyat as the Menteri Besar of his Kingdom?
The out-of-favour person needs to take a hike. And don’t look back. Habis. Tamat kisah. That’s the way in any Negeri Melayu Beraja Berdaulat throughout the ages. And in recent times, Trengganu's Idris Jusoh and Perlis' Shahidan Kassim were purged once they were rejected by their respective Sultans. And they left with dignity and honour intact in accordance with our nation's ingrained Adat and Tatatertib Melayu. And the rakyat rejoice under the new Memandas chosen by these Rajas as everyone go back to their daily affairs.
But Perak?
Why must this state be different?
If anything, the Perak case is even more clearcut. Nizar lost support of the majority of the assemblymen. The Sultan used his constitutional prerogative to ask the leader of the new majority group to form a new keRajaan for the keSultanan in a constitutionally prescribed method his majesty thinks is best for his rakyat.
Game over for Nizar and we all go back to our lives.
But no. Nizar plays by different rules set by his DAP puppeteers, bereft of all the intrinsic Adat, Budaya and Tatatertib of the Orang Melayu essence of this Kesultanan Melayu. Under the telunjuk of this NgehNga of Tongkang Mali stock, Nizar chose to inkar the Sultan's perintah and then exhibited a disgusting pantomime of penderhakaan never before seen in a modern-day Malay Sultanate.
And hence we end up in this scrapheap.
Oh sure, these DAP anti-Melayus don’t mind the current derhaka circus. They don’t have even an iota of attachment or pride or respect of the Raja of the very Melayus they have dedicated their lives to oppose. That’s the no brainer part. But for Nizar’s PAS zealots to riot on the streets on behalf of the very anti-Melayus and anti-Muslims that are sworn to obliterate them boggles my mind.
As if all these bedlam are not enough, along came this swarthy V. Sivakumar fellow from Tronoh who threw in another spanner in the wheels of this runaway political trainwreck. This Wild-Eyed Aney could hardly articulate the specific provisions of the Perak constitution to reporters in his lintang pukang rendition of the English language. I’m sure he would have been able to express his points better in Bahasa Malaysia but the prevailing derhaka flavour of Pakatan’s persona, where all symbols of nationhood, including the Raja-Raja Melayu and Bahasa Malaysia must be contemptiously rejected, preempted that option. Yup, these are the very people Haris and his lunatics want to call the Anak Bangsa Malaysia. Incredible.
So what next for Perak?
Well, this is politics, a power game not for the faint hearted or emotional. Who knows what next is possible? Perhaps it boils down to the mantra of the stronger group wins, by hook or by crook.
Of course, ultimately "power" will need to be endorsed by the governed, Tuanku's rakyat, as well. So what is the rakyat's say in all this?
In PRU12, 871,736 Perakians went to the polls. 400,682 (46%) voted BN and 443,354 (51%) voted what became PR while the rest voted for independents or cast spoiled ballots.
Would this figure remain if snap elections were to be held today?
No. I repeat No.
Many non-Malays may remain in the Pakatan bucket after tasting the delights of "power." But many others have had their livelihoods destroyed by the incessant politicking coupled by the economic downturn, with no federal funds in sight when Perak was under Pakatan rule. The Chinese are, of course, practical people and, apart from an incorrigible racist hard core, many others would vote by their stomachs and wallets.
The Malay majority? How many will recast their ballots for PAS and PKR after seeing the policy decisions of the PR government and of course the penderhakaan to the Sultan? Assuming 70-80% of the non-Malays vote Pakatan, how many percent shift in the Malay votes from Pakatan to Barisan do you need to alter the total votes by the 3-5% needed to change the rakyat's verdict?
Who knows for sure. But victory in a snap election is not a done deal for Pakatan as claimed by the NgehNga gang in their bouts of foolish bravado.
I personally would like to see a snap election. Let the Rakyat decide. Lets see the preference this time of the Rakyat from the Malay heartland of Kerian, Larut Matang and Hulu Perak, the life long UMNO supporters who voted PAS and PKR in their contempt of Pak Lah's uninspiring leadership without understanding the repercussions.
If NgehNga and their puppet Nizar think its going to be a walkover this time, they are in for a rude shock indeed.
Now on Karpal Singh.
What else is there to say about this flagbearer of Malaysia’s failed social integration framework.
Sometimes I wonder why we take this senile dinosaur seriously. One day he berates Anwar, even beseeching the perpetual PM-in-Waiting to Bertaubat, to repent for all his political sins; and another day he provokes the other side; and the next day he accused UMNO Youth of sending him bullets, followed by his cussing in parliament.
Getting the SinghKing feeling ...?
This two-wheeled Emperor of Anarchy goes around threatening to sue a Sultan and menacingly utter “don’t push me” and “jangan cabar saya” and “jangan main-main dengan saya” to the whole world in an incessant series of foolish bravado. And when the inevitable happened – this time two bullets and a nasty note – who does he blame? UMNO of course. So what happened to the garang “jangan cabar saya” rhetoric? Nothing of course. It’s just empty rhetoric, just like the rest of his political soul mates. Oh yeah, bila sudah kena acah, apa kata this self-proclaimed Singh is King? Dia kata: "This is a serious threat and I want the Inspector-General of Police to provide protection for me and my family.” Pigidahh. You think the police got nothing better to do ahh? Why protect you? For democracy? For social justice? For nation building? To honour a patriot? To encourage other instigators? Sudah banyak-banyak bikin kacau, cabar orang, kurang ajar sama Melayu, hina Raja ….. lepas tu mintak di lindungi oleh Polis Di-Raja Malaysia!
Bizarre!
I wonder what does the spine-chilling “jangan main-main dengan saya” really mean? Yes, I’m curious because I take threats and counter-threats seriously. Does that mean this Singa can mobilise a bullock cart-load of Bhangra dancers (plus this act) to counter the noisy pendekars of UMNO Youth? See Karpal, again you are challenging people. You are baiting people. You want people to react to your rhetoric. What kind of parliamentarian is this? When was the last time Karpal spoke about the economy, about justice, about anything remotely progressive for the betterment of the rakyat? Its always saya, saya, saya, … “Jangan cabar saya”; “saya di ancam”; “jangan main-main dengan saya”; “saya mau perlindungan polis” … saya, saya, saya. Self-centered selfishness is the hallmark of this insult to democracy.
Oh, about the Celaka remark. Do we all really want to have a swearing competition? “Celaka” is nothing. You want the more definitive ones, the ones that would leave you frothing in the mouth with tail wagging between the wheels of your glorified wheelbarrow? Want to see my compendium of swear words for people like you? Want to hear a sampling of the rich lode of choice taunts and slurs that could be concocted in the context of a two-wheeled, foul mouthed arrogant closet Bhangra dancer?
Nahh, some people are just not worth it; let them live the last vestiges of their wretched life journey of hate, contempt and disdain amidst their own hell-on-earth cesspool of anger and fear.
Anyway, as if Dad’s antics were not enough, along came Gobind Singh Deo, the next-generation provocateur that will haunt us Malaysians for many years to come. This half-past six loyar had the audacity (… no, the utter stupidity) to suggest a directly-elected Prime Minister akin to the American, Indonesian or French system. Come on lah, we adopt the Westminster System lah Baii, where the Prime Minister is picked by the Head of State, the Duli Yang Maha Mulia Sri Paduka Baginda Yang Di-Pertuan Agong, from among members of the Dewan Rakyat that his majesty feels has the support of the majority of the Dewan.
What kind of cheap stunt is this?
See people, instigation and more instigation.
Of course, assuming this Karpal junior is not as stupid as he looks (the jury’s still out on that), then he is just being mischievious, a back-door way to hina the institution of the Kebawah Duli-Duli Yang Maha Mulia Raja-Raja Melayu by pushing for the preemption of the role of the Malay rulers (as Malaysia’s rotating Head of State) in the selection of the Perdana Menteri as promulgated in the constitution. Is this the type of parliamentarian we need? The ones who swore to uphold the constitution and undivided loyalty to the Yang Di-Pertuan Agong?
One more thing about the Pakatan people that makes me sick -- they just cannot and will not take responsibility for anything. Every misdeed, every self-destructing action, every self-incriminating excess are thrown into the all-purpose industrial strength “UMNO/BN fitnah bucket.” Every self-induced malady would be attributed to the elaborate, sophisticated political machinations of UMNO, the very people they dismissed as stupid, out-of-touch, lazy tongkat-dependent Malays on the verge of extinction on their own land.
Astonishing.
- You send your personal vehicle for servicing on tax payers’ money and gets investigated by the MACC, what do you do? Blame it on the all-purpose “UMNO/BN fitnah bucket.”
- You buy 46 cows on Selangor government-related company funds (yeah, I know, via a complex web of friendly partner and associated companies) and korban them for your parliamentary constituency not in Selangor but in KL, you get busted, and again you blame the all-purpose “UMNO/BN fitnah bucket.” In the meantime, your stuttering and bumbling team of anti-Malay racist greenhorns, UMNO rejects and long-lost ulamaks is fast transforming the nation's industral powerhouse into a banana statelet before our very eyes. Just look at the state of neglect permeating this formerly Golden State, in places like Rawang, Kajang, Ampang: potholes got bigger; roadside lalangs uncut; streetlights gone dead; vandalism, neglect and pilferage galore; and state employees gone rogue. Where are the election promises? What happened to the governance and efficiency? The Selangor Rakyat has gotten sick of silly "corporate moves" over their tanah, air, longkang and elektrik piled on the debacle over lembu korbans and kandang babis.
- You committed bigamy, couldn’t take the heat and left town and your Bukit Selambau constituents in a lurch, and yet again your party blame it on the all-purpose “UMNO/BN fitnah bucket.”
- You satiate your physiologic need with a purportedly married toyboy (and who knows who else) and have your tidur kangkang picture splashed in the blogosphere in an ugly lover’s spat, you cry wolf and .... yup, blame it on the all-purpose “UMNO/BN fitnah Bucket”!
Yes, UMNO/BN is somehow to blame in Eli Wong’s gory bedroom misadventure. You people have the audacity to smear others just to preserve your own skins, no matter the repercussions to the nation. THIS is what makes me sick. And Brother Anwar makes a political martyr out of Eli Wong. A martyr and a “victim.”
Victim?
For Tuhan’s sake, do you know who the real victim is? Eli Wong? This elusive Hilmi Malek?
No.
If this Hilmi fella is married as reported in the media, then the real victim is his wife lah stupid! Yes, Hilmi’s wife is the real victim here. Don’t you think that the hijab-clad PKR and PAS kakaks and makciks that huddled behind and listened to Eli Wong’s unabashed affirmation of her sexuality in her press conference should be comforting Hilmi's wife instead? Bizarre. If their husbands do the same thing to them, would they appreciate the wholehearted support given by political apparatchiks like them to the randy "other woman" ?
Sick!
Gwo Burne, more Mo Far Kor please …..
I detest people who don’t take responsibility for their own misadventures. Politicians who incessantly blame others are NOT leadership material. And true to form, these Pakatan people has no semblance of governance in any of the five states, with near-anarchy in at least two. Forget the Negeris, Pakatan couldn’t even govern itself. And imagine our Negara di tadbir by these people?
But would the Barisan make any difference? Again, look at the motley crew of characters led (or rather un-led) by a clueless Pak Lah, the Prime Minister who had long ago lost the plot. What about Najib Razak? Can he exorcist the disastrous lemah, lembik, kaku persona of Pak Lah from the Prime Ministership? Does he has what it takes to reenergise UMNO and whip up the Barisan into a cohesive political force able to conclusively sweep the bumbling Pakatan from the corridors of power come PRU13? Yes? No? Or has he morphed into another Pak Lah, a distracted weakling further debilitated by the bizarre cast of infighting, unelectable long-written off characters hollowing-out UMNO and Barisan from within?
What can we the Rakyat do?
Should the rakyat allow these characters on both sides of the political divide to continue with their antics and lead us further into the socio-political and economic abyss?
Where did these characters come from anyway? What is their true agenda? What is their role in the overall picture of nation building and the institution of checks and balances in the Malaysian political process? Where did our political system go wrong to allow such people access to our esteemed political institutions and political processes?
As of now, these collective insult to governance and leadership, not to mention ethics and morality, are leading their contingents of megalomaniacal misfits, opportunists, confidence tricksters and outright perverts in a nation-wrecking demolition derby of unprecedented proportions anywhere on earth.
Maybe when the dust settles, we may welcome some sort of assertive rule by a nationalist leader who will reset the trajectory of our nation. One thing is certain, this country cannot sustain this present state of chaos and semi-anarchy much longer.
Social implosion is not good for health and the pursuit of happiness.
What is the end game? You tell me. But the rakyat will bear the brunt of the cost -- the social and economic cost -- for many years to come.
Those in power must focus on administering the 13 states and the nation as mandated by the people and affirmed by the respective rulers and the Yang Di-Pertuan Agong.
We the Rakyat demand a stop to this bizarre politicking. The circus must end NOW.
Let’s go back to work and improve our livelihoods and communities in these challenging times.
Look at the Pakatan flagbearers: Karpal "Lu Celaka" Singh; Brother Anwar Bin Ibrahim; sneaky Unker Kit and his poker-faced son, Guan Eng; Nizar Ayam Steal the EmBee and his Ngeh-Nga TerNgaNga freakshow puppeteers; the sleazoid Tian Chua; the estate thug N. Gobalakrishnan; ….. ok, ok, cukup … apa? … ada lagi … the Ah Soh Brigade commandos, Fong Poh Kuan, Chong Eng, Teresa Kok …… oh Tuhan, I feel nauseated now …
Hey Loh Gwo Burne, why don’t you be useful for once and pass me the darn Mo Far Kor! Yup, Mo Far Kor, the miracle elixir for expectant mothers, sleepy mahjong kakis and nauseated bloggers.
So you think the Pakatan has a monopoly on the preposterous, ridiculous, outrageous and ludicrous? Think again …
Yup, what about the Barisan people? This bunch of incompetent infighting inconsequential ingrates got any hope of returning to their Golden Age where they were invulnerable, infallible, intelligent and inspiring? Yes? No?
Why not?
What? Look at their people as well? Ok, why don’t we let the picture do the talking:-
Ok, ok, cukup ….. I want my Mo Far Kor!
Anyway, what’s with the Barisan Nasional nowadays? What has Pak Lah done to these Wakil Rakyats and Pemimpins and Pembela Bangsas and Perwira Negaras? Why are they all so weak and clueless now? Yes, I know a fish rots from the head, but this is ridiculous. The Alpha Fish must have contaminated the entire container load, all of it, the bawal, selar, buntal, pari, tongkol, keli, lampan jawa and a sotong or two. Semua rosak. Bau busuk; jual tak laku. Kena buang jauh-jauh dalam laut.
The rot in Barisan triggered a socio-political fission chain-reaction of epic proportions and this culminated in the tsunami of PRU12, where the Barisan ikan busuks were swept away and buried by the debris of competing political forces. And from the ashes of this devastation rose a three-headed political beast known today as the Pakatan Rakyat.
Now you see? The Barisan created the Pakatan. Yes, if not for BN’s utter incompetence and the incorrigible and unelectable nature of many of its leaders and candidates, the Pakatan phenomenon would not have arisen. BN laid the groundwork for the spawning and propagation of this Pakatan freakshow.
Yeah, what’s up with the Pakatan?
You see, instead of using the people’s mandate in five states and a big chunk of the federal parliament for the betterment of the rakyat, Pakatan’s motley crew of oddballs and sleazoids and plain freakish lunatics went way off tangent and rewrote the playbook on nation-wrecking. Yup, when was the last time the DAP hate-mongers and their pathetic PAS and PKR stooges have said or done anything of substance about the economy, nation building, enhancing competitiveness, national cohesion, patriotism? Apart from their barrage of cheapshots, juvenile hecklings and seditious rhetoric, what have they done both in and out of parliament?
Look at these parties. DAP is courting self-destruction with its incessant provocations of the Malay Muslim majority; PKR, a platform for one man’s maniacal obsession to be the Prime Minister, is slowly imploding as we speak; and PAS has abandoned much of its Islamic rhetoric to remain bedfellows with the other two in a grotesque exhibition of hypocrisy -- that its hate for UMNO is more than its love for Islam and the Malays. The party’s stand on the fundamental tenets of Islam and the status and welfare of the Malays are sacrificed and obliterated from the party’s struggle just to appease their rabid, anti-Malay, anti-Islamist allies in DAP and PKR. Yes, what has gotten into the PAS people? These people hate UMNO so much that they don’t mind if their Bangsa dan Agama, not to mention their Raja-Raja Melayu are dragged through the mud and compromised and insulted by their fellow UMNO/BN haters, the chauvinist hoodlums of DAP and their PKR stooges.
Come to think of it, only the lone figure of Tan Seng Giaw exhibited a semblance of dignity and relevance to nation building among the Pakatan people. Maybe its due to his refined Kelantanese roots, a world away from the wretched tin-mining and rubber estate coolie mindset of his party compatriots on the West Coast, where their “struggle” is driven by a pervasive, pathological hatred against the Malays and the Malay essence of this nation.
Yes, I know, Pakatan will blame their ineffectiveness on the proverbial UMNO/BN bogeymen haunting their every move. But hey, this is politics lah! It’s a never ending game of power and influence over the ever-shifting mindset of the populace. If one cannot stand the heat, get the hell out and do something else lah. Fong Kui Lin sure look the part and would do well in the Bak Kut Teh business and Chong Eng will look very much at home in Pasar Borong Selayang. And I bet M. Kulasegaran can whip up a terrific pot of parapu to go with "Professor" P. Ramasamy’s parata in their future Roket Tumbang Curry House in Prai. And I’ll hire N. Gobalakrishnan in a heartbeat to be the Chief Hutang Collector for KijangMas’ now distressed loans to family and friends. As for my buddy and fellow Mo Far Kor junkie, Gwo Burne, he'll be better off running a Kedai Gambar for like-minded voyeurs.
Ok, what triggered this mayhem post PRU12?
Many factors.
Suffice to say that the pandemonium was fueled by the intoxicating first taste of power by the perpetual underdogs who suddenly rode the crest of the political tsunami induced by instigators leveraging on the rakyat’s total abhorrence of Pak Lah’s weak, uninspired and incompetent rule. But the single biggest divisive factor was the silly moves by Anwar Ibrahim in his obsessive quest to be the Perdana Menteri at all cost.
What is wrong with Brother Anwar anyway? Why this wholesale sellout of his Malay Muslim credentials just to scrape some support from the lunatic, extremist fringe of our society? And to add some comic relief to this sad picture, these anti-Malay lunatics actually think they are the “mainstream” -- oblivious to the reality of Malaysiana beyond their comfortable suburban habitats. These anti-Malays, inspired by the paranoiac fantasies of malignant narcissist Haris Ibrahim and his zealotrous disciples, now have the audacity to proclaim themselves as the Anak Bangsa Malaysia. Yeah, the Anak Bangsa Malaysia who will fight on the streets to uphold Kwangtung and Tamil Nadu lingua-cultural traits via the menace of the SRJK(C)s and SRJK(T)s and who themselves cannot and will not speak Bahasa Malaysia, let alone partake in or understand the Adat and Budaya of the necessary Orang Melayu backbone that would validate this Anak Bangsa Malaysia in the first place. I pray for these confused, pathetic souls.
So off goes Brother Anwar to join the noisy demos of the Hindraf racist buffoons; marching arm-in-arm with the Dong Jiao Zong subversives; and to instigate and irritate and concoct crisis after crisis after crisis by bringing to disrepute every single institution of Malaysian nationhood, including the democratic process and the position of our Raja-Raja Melayu. Yup, the gullible political novices among the suddenly-empowered non-Malay populace actually bought Brother Anwar’s deceptions – hook, line and sinker … and a kitchen sink or two. Veteran Anwaristas and Reformasi old hands chuckled at their teh tarik haunts as these RPK Junkies and Haris Zealots wasted tons of candles (and stupidly spewed CO2 to add to Global Warming) in their revelry over the sweet-sounding political fantasies wafting from the puckered lips of Brother Anwar. This opportunist charlatan led the non-Bahasa Malaysia speaking self-proclaimed Anak Bangsa Malaysia on their shuffle up the Yellow Brick Road to an UMNO-less Malaysian political utopia that was to emerge on 916. It was indeed a Mo Far Kor Moment to cherish, a kind of Malaysian Woodstock, an aberrative lovefest of rejoicing, hugging, burning of more CO2-spewing candles ……… podaaah!
Mana ada? Lu ingat “Malaysian Politics” is a Cartoon Network production ka? Living life in the make believe?
Anyway, 916 came and went.
Then another date.
Then another date.
Then another date.
Then ano ........ zzzzzzzzzz
Yup, even my Sang Harimau fell asleep .........The nation was in suspended animation as Anwar plays out his drama to the detriment of 28 million people. Expect more theatrics from Brother Anwar, a man I used to support and admire but now reduced to a political scavenger eating out of the paws of DAP, Hindraf, Dong Jiao Gong and like-minded subversive, cancerous fringe of Mainstream Malaysiana.
Now, talking about Brother Anwar's lompat parti shenadigans, how can we forget the kejar-kejar to Taiwan comedy. Come on lah, if the political fate of our country was really dependent on the persuasive powers of Tian Chua and Elizabeth Wong plus Saifuddin Nasution, then that will mark the end of Malaysian Civilization as we know it! I laughed then and I laugh even louder now. Who in their right frame of mind would believe that 41 well-fed Barisan MPs would fall for the Tian Chua-Eli Wong seduction opera? Don’t look at me but the people who got seduced in Taipei was definitely NOT the BN vacationers!
Many folks have asked for my thoughts on the Perak Fiasco. Much has already been said and KijangMas is not keen to add to the pile. Suffice to say that this impasse is not going to be solved easily as long as the main actors relentlessly push the limits of the constitution at state and federal levels into the realms of terra incoqnita. But perhaps this is just what we all need. Test the robustness of our constitution that had gathered dust for over a half century. Get it out in the open. Let the rakyat see what desperate men and women are capable of doing -- on BOTH sides of the political divide. Oh, as in other terra incoqnita situations, don’t complain if surprises sprang from the dark abyss of the Neverland.
What about the Rakyat?
The rakyat, of course, will have a say as long as we subscribe to the ideals of democracy. Perakians must ultimately decide whether they want stability, where everyone can cari makan peacefully within our age old unwritten social norms OR anarchy, where every single institution of governance, from the political process to the civil service to law enforcement to the judiciary all the way to the Sultan himself are brought into disrepute.
Who gains and loses from all these? Nobody gains. Everyone has already lost.
Lessons learned?
Too many to expound here. Suffice to say that the Nizar Jamaluddin administration controlled by the NgehNga puppeteers was untenable due to its prickly, divisive agenda and marginalisation of the Malays, which form a 54% majority in the state.
From Day 1, the DAP-controlled Pakatan government acted like a one-term administration, grabbing whatever it could for its core constituents before its Cinderella clock struck midnight in PRU13. It so happened that UMNO/BN used the same lompat parti tactic touted by Anwar Ibrahim to hit back decisively, took the old clock and threw in another clock that struck midnight immediately, not in 3-4 years. Those shiny new Camrys morphed into pumpkins and it was game over long before the Pakatan gang had their bizarre make-believe State Assembly sitting under the shade tree.
Nizar and his Ngeh-Nga puppeteers forgot that Perak Darul Ridzuan is a Negeri Melayu di bawah Raja Melayu Berdaulat, a sovereign Malay state that forms part of the Federation of Malaysia. The Sultan is supreme. Oh, please lah don’t lecture me on your Ketuanan Rakyat fantasy. In the Malay socio-political realm, the Raja and the Rakyat are one and the same. To think that a PAS boneka controlled by the DAP dalangs could wedge himself between this unitary concept of “Kerajaan” is absurd. Listen you treasonous subversives, if your Raja has no confidence in your gang, for whatever reason, then too bad. You go. You git.
Say out loud the word “Kerajaan.” What’s the root word? Yes, “Raja.” What does this conjure? Yes, the Perak government is “of the Raja” (Ke-Raja-An) in a Kesultanan, the royal administration of a Kingdom. Who’s at the apex of this Kerajaan of the Kesultanan? Nizar? NgehNga? DAP? PAS? UMNO? PKR? Sivakumar?
It’s the Sultan, of course.
What happens when the Sultan has no more confidence (as promulgated in specific constitutional provisions) in a person to lead his Rakyat as the Menteri Besar of his Kingdom?
The out-of-favour person needs to take a hike. And don’t look back. Habis. Tamat kisah. That’s the way in any Negeri Melayu Beraja Berdaulat throughout the ages. And in recent times, Trengganu's Idris Jusoh and Perlis' Shahidan Kassim were purged once they were rejected by their respective Sultans. And they left with dignity and honour intact in accordance with our nation's ingrained Adat and Tatatertib Melayu. And the rakyat rejoice under the new Memandas chosen by these Rajas as everyone go back to their daily affairs.
But Perak?
Why must this state be different?
If anything, the Perak case is even more clearcut. Nizar lost support of the majority of the assemblymen. The Sultan used his constitutional prerogative to ask the leader of the new majority group to form a new keRajaan for the keSultanan in a constitutionally prescribed method his majesty thinks is best for his rakyat.
Game over for Nizar and we all go back to our lives.
But no. Nizar plays by different rules set by his DAP puppeteers, bereft of all the intrinsic Adat, Budaya and Tatatertib of the Orang Melayu essence of this Kesultanan Melayu. Under the telunjuk of this NgehNga of Tongkang Mali stock, Nizar chose to inkar the Sultan's perintah and then exhibited a disgusting pantomime of penderhakaan never before seen in a modern-day Malay Sultanate.
And hence we end up in this scrapheap.
Oh sure, these DAP anti-Melayus don’t mind the current derhaka circus. They don’t have even an iota of attachment or pride or respect of the Raja of the very Melayus they have dedicated their lives to oppose. That’s the no brainer part. But for Nizar’s PAS zealots to riot on the streets on behalf of the very anti-Melayus and anti-Muslims that are sworn to obliterate them boggles my mind.
As if all these bedlam are not enough, along came this swarthy V. Sivakumar fellow from Tronoh who threw in another spanner in the wheels of this runaway political trainwreck. This Wild-Eyed Aney could hardly articulate the specific provisions of the Perak constitution to reporters in his lintang pukang rendition of the English language. I’m sure he would have been able to express his points better in Bahasa Malaysia but the prevailing derhaka flavour of Pakatan’s persona, where all symbols of nationhood, including the Raja-Raja Melayu and Bahasa Malaysia must be contemptiously rejected, preempted that option. Yup, these are the very people Haris and his lunatics want to call the Anak Bangsa Malaysia. Incredible.
So what next for Perak?
Well, this is politics, a power game not for the faint hearted or emotional. Who knows what next is possible? Perhaps it boils down to the mantra of the stronger group wins, by hook or by crook.
Of course, ultimately "power" will need to be endorsed by the governed, Tuanku's rakyat, as well. So what is the rakyat's say in all this?
In PRU12, 871,736 Perakians went to the polls. 400,682 (46%) voted BN and 443,354 (51%) voted what became PR while the rest voted for independents or cast spoiled ballots.
Would this figure remain if snap elections were to be held today?
No. I repeat No.
Many non-Malays may remain in the Pakatan bucket after tasting the delights of "power." But many others have had their livelihoods destroyed by the incessant politicking coupled by the economic downturn, with no federal funds in sight when Perak was under Pakatan rule. The Chinese are, of course, practical people and, apart from an incorrigible racist hard core, many others would vote by their stomachs and wallets.
The Malay majority? How many will recast their ballots for PAS and PKR after seeing the policy decisions of the PR government and of course the penderhakaan to the Sultan? Assuming 70-80% of the non-Malays vote Pakatan, how many percent shift in the Malay votes from Pakatan to Barisan do you need to alter the total votes by the 3-5% needed to change the rakyat's verdict?
Who knows for sure. But victory in a snap election is not a done deal for Pakatan as claimed by the NgehNga gang in their bouts of foolish bravado.
I personally would like to see a snap election. Let the Rakyat decide. Lets see the preference this time of the Rakyat from the Malay heartland of Kerian, Larut Matang and Hulu Perak, the life long UMNO supporters who voted PAS and PKR in their contempt of Pak Lah's uninspiring leadership without understanding the repercussions.
If NgehNga and their puppet Nizar think its going to be a walkover this time, they are in for a rude shock indeed.
Now on Karpal Singh.
What else is there to say about this flagbearer of Malaysia’s failed social integration framework.
Sometimes I wonder why we take this senile dinosaur seriously. One day he berates Anwar, even beseeching the perpetual PM-in-Waiting to Bertaubat, to repent for all his political sins; and another day he provokes the other side; and the next day he accused UMNO Youth of sending him bullets, followed by his cussing in parliament.
Getting the SinghKing feeling ...?This two-wheeled Emperor of Anarchy goes around threatening to sue a Sultan and menacingly utter “don’t push me” and “jangan cabar saya” and “jangan main-main dengan saya” to the whole world in an incessant series of foolish bravado. And when the inevitable happened – this time two bullets and a nasty note – who does he blame? UMNO of course. So what happened to the garang “jangan cabar saya” rhetoric? Nothing of course. It’s just empty rhetoric, just like the rest of his political soul mates. Oh yeah, bila sudah kena acah, apa kata this self-proclaimed Singh is King? Dia kata: "This is a serious threat and I want the Inspector-General of Police to provide protection for me and my family.” Pigidahh. You think the police got nothing better to do ahh? Why protect you? For democracy? For social justice? For nation building? To honour a patriot? To encourage other instigators? Sudah banyak-banyak bikin kacau, cabar orang, kurang ajar sama Melayu, hina Raja ….. lepas tu mintak di lindungi oleh Polis Di-Raja Malaysia!
Bizarre!
I wonder what does the spine-chilling “jangan main-main dengan saya” really mean? Yes, I’m curious because I take threats and counter-threats seriously. Does that mean this Singa can mobilise a bullock cart-load of Bhangra dancers (plus this act) to counter the noisy pendekars of UMNO Youth? See Karpal, again you are challenging people. You are baiting people. You want people to react to your rhetoric. What kind of parliamentarian is this? When was the last time Karpal spoke about the economy, about justice, about anything remotely progressive for the betterment of the rakyat? Its always saya, saya, saya, … “Jangan cabar saya”; “saya di ancam”; “jangan main-main dengan saya”; “saya mau perlindungan polis” … saya, saya, saya. Self-centered selfishness is the hallmark of this insult to democracy.
Oh, about the Celaka remark. Do we all really want to have a swearing competition? “Celaka” is nothing. You want the more definitive ones, the ones that would leave you frothing in the mouth with tail wagging between the wheels of your glorified wheelbarrow? Want to see my compendium of swear words for people like you? Want to hear a sampling of the rich lode of choice taunts and slurs that could be concocted in the context of a two-wheeled, foul mouthed arrogant closet Bhangra dancer?
Nahh, some people are just not worth it; let them live the last vestiges of their wretched life journey of hate, contempt and disdain amidst their own hell-on-earth cesspool of anger and fear.
Anyway, as if Dad’s antics were not enough, along came Gobind Singh Deo, the next-generation provocateur that will haunt us Malaysians for many years to come. This half-past six loyar had the audacity (… no, the utter stupidity) to suggest a directly-elected Prime Minister akin to the American, Indonesian or French system. Come on lah, we adopt the Westminster System lah Baii, where the Prime Minister is picked by the Head of State, the Duli Yang Maha Mulia Sri Paduka Baginda Yang Di-Pertuan Agong, from among members of the Dewan Rakyat that his majesty feels has the support of the majority of the Dewan.
What kind of cheap stunt is this?
See people, instigation and more instigation.
Of course, assuming this Karpal junior is not as stupid as he looks (the jury’s still out on that), then he is just being mischievious, a back-door way to hina the institution of the Kebawah Duli-Duli Yang Maha Mulia Raja-Raja Melayu by pushing for the preemption of the role of the Malay rulers (as Malaysia’s rotating Head of State) in the selection of the Perdana Menteri as promulgated in the constitution. Is this the type of parliamentarian we need? The ones who swore to uphold the constitution and undivided loyalty to the Yang Di-Pertuan Agong?
One more thing about the Pakatan people that makes me sick -- they just cannot and will not take responsibility for anything. Every misdeed, every self-destructing action, every self-incriminating excess are thrown into the all-purpose industrial strength “UMNO/BN fitnah bucket.” Every self-induced malady would be attributed to the elaborate, sophisticated political machinations of UMNO, the very people they dismissed as stupid, out-of-touch, lazy tongkat-dependent Malays on the verge of extinction on their own land.
Astonishing.
- You send your personal vehicle for servicing on tax payers’ money and gets investigated by the MACC, what do you do? Blame it on the all-purpose “UMNO/BN fitnah bucket.”
- You buy 46 cows on Selangor government-related company funds (yeah, I know, via a complex web of friendly partner and associated companies) and korban them for your parliamentary constituency not in Selangor but in KL, you get busted, and again you blame the all-purpose “UMNO/BN fitnah bucket.” In the meantime, your stuttering and bumbling team of anti-Malay racist greenhorns, UMNO rejects and long-lost ulamaks is fast transforming the nation's industral powerhouse into a banana statelet before our very eyes. Just look at the state of neglect permeating this formerly Golden State, in places like Rawang, Kajang, Ampang: potholes got bigger; roadside lalangs uncut; streetlights gone dead; vandalism, neglect and pilferage galore; and state employees gone rogue. Where are the election promises? What happened to the governance and efficiency? The Selangor Rakyat has gotten sick of silly "corporate moves" over their tanah, air, longkang and elektrik piled on the debacle over lembu korbans and kandang babis.
- You committed bigamy, couldn’t take the heat and left town and your Bukit Selambau constituents in a lurch, and yet again your party blame it on the all-purpose “UMNO/BN fitnah bucket.”
- You satiate your physiologic need with a purportedly married toyboy (and who knows who else) and have your tidur kangkang picture splashed in the blogosphere in an ugly lover’s spat, you cry wolf and .... yup, blame it on the all-purpose “UMNO/BN fitnah Bucket”!
Yes, UMNO/BN is somehow to blame in Eli Wong’s gory bedroom misadventure. You people have the audacity to smear others just to preserve your own skins, no matter the repercussions to the nation. THIS is what makes me sick. And Brother Anwar makes a political martyr out of Eli Wong. A martyr and a “victim.”
Victim?
For Tuhan’s sake, do you know who the real victim is? Eli Wong? This elusive Hilmi Malek?
No.
If this Hilmi fella is married as reported in the media, then the real victim is his wife lah stupid! Yes, Hilmi’s wife is the real victim here. Don’t you think that the hijab-clad PKR and PAS kakaks and makciks that huddled behind and listened to Eli Wong’s unabashed affirmation of her sexuality in her press conference should be comforting Hilmi's wife instead? Bizarre. If their husbands do the same thing to them, would they appreciate the wholehearted support given by political apparatchiks like them to the randy "other woman" ?
Sick!
Gwo Burne, more Mo Far Kor please …..
I detest people who don’t take responsibility for their own misadventures. Politicians who incessantly blame others are NOT leadership material. And true to form, these Pakatan people has no semblance of governance in any of the five states, with near-anarchy in at least two. Forget the Negeris, Pakatan couldn’t even govern itself. And imagine our Negara di tadbir by these people?
But would the Barisan make any difference? Again, look at the motley crew of characters led (or rather un-led) by a clueless Pak Lah, the Prime Minister who had long ago lost the plot. What about Najib Razak? Can he exorcist the disastrous lemah, lembik, kaku persona of Pak Lah from the Prime Ministership? Does he has what it takes to reenergise UMNO and whip up the Barisan into a cohesive political force able to conclusively sweep the bumbling Pakatan from the corridors of power come PRU13? Yes? No? Or has he morphed into another Pak Lah, a distracted weakling further debilitated by the bizarre cast of infighting, unelectable long-written off characters hollowing-out UMNO and Barisan from within?
What can we the Rakyat do?
Should the rakyat allow these characters on both sides of the political divide to continue with their antics and lead us further into the socio-political and economic abyss?
Where did these characters come from anyway? What is their true agenda? What is their role in the overall picture of nation building and the institution of checks and balances in the Malaysian political process? Where did our political system go wrong to allow such people access to our esteemed political institutions and political processes?
As of now, these collective insult to governance and leadership, not to mention ethics and morality, are leading their contingents of megalomaniacal misfits, opportunists, confidence tricksters and outright perverts in a nation-wrecking demolition derby of unprecedented proportions anywhere on earth.
Maybe when the dust settles, we may welcome some sort of assertive rule by a nationalist leader who will reset the trajectory of our nation. One thing is certain, this country cannot sustain this present state of chaos and semi-anarchy much longer.
Social implosion is not good for health and the pursuit of happiness.
What is the end game? You tell me. But the rakyat will bear the brunt of the cost -- the social and economic cost -- for many years to come.
Those in power must focus on administering the 13 states and the nation as mandated by the people and affirmed by the respective rulers and the Yang Di-Pertuan Agong.
We the Rakyat demand a stop to this bizarre politicking. The circus must end NOW.
Let’s go back to work and improve our livelihoods and communities in these challenging times.
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 400 of 441 Newer› Newest»KijangMas,
I hope I wasn't fooling myself, neither Ahmad Adam bin Ismail. Truly he's a Malay and a smoke buddy of mine.
Kesian dia kena bamboo dengan kawan-kawan kat sini.
True, he's on the other side of the aisle, but what the heck. People change and so does our opinion.
You writings changed my perspectives on our internal issues. ie how to deal with people who do not yet to respect & understand of our ideal value of life.
I read all your blog post, including the Malay Patani issue, and I really think it's really informative ( good shit ). I'm a truth addict and keen followers of history.
Please keep up with your writings on the history of the Malays. Young people like me needs to be educated by orang-orang lama yang berilmu like you.
Wikipedia & Google search are just not enough.
Shalom
Yo people, below is an excerpts of a conversation between "Ahmad Adam" and the Angel....
Q : Siapa nama mu?
A : Ahmad Adam bin Ismail
Q: Siapa ibu mu?
A: Eli Wong
Q: Siapa guru mu?
A: Anwar Ibrahim al-Juburi @ BABI
Q: Siapa ketua mu?
A: Karpal Celaka Singh
Q: Mana kiblat mu?
A: Tg Rambutan
Q: Apa nama kitab mu?
A: The Sleazy World of Eli Suzy Wong....
Muahahaha....
- Flying Cowboy
Awww common guys, everybody is entitle to their own opinions mah, we don’t have to agree but still, we gotta be civil about it, not get all worked up. Seems the Tigress is so obsess with the phallus, is that how u spells it in SMS language ‘buto’…snigger.
Hey satD, what makes u think unker = auntie Salma? Y u fantasizes Salma Hayek in ur dreams or what? U kinky little orang-utan (I saw the one in your blog, giving himself a BJ). Oi, U know what’s the different being kinky & a pervert? ……………..kinky is u tickle yourself with the feather, pervert is when u f**k the whole chicken…hehe.
KM, what r u so indisposed about? Nicer way of saying u r just plain malas ka?
Cheers,
Unker Yew
P/S - sori all hah, must be a manic Monday lor.
PCB Beach, Pendekarlara,Tommy Yew...go to hell lah.
“The coward threatens when he/she is safe” (or in this case, hiding behind anonymity)
“A team is where a boy can prove his courage on his own. A gang is where a coward goes to hide.”
A gang of anonymous cowards, or maybe just one pretending to be many.
euuuuw Unker....
didn't know ur into bestiality!!!!!
unker...so kedekut with ur comments ma...next time if u drop say hello la...can treasure ur comments sir!...bukan senang mau dapat unker punya comment tu!!
Rezuan...err wat have u been smokin with Adam?
Ur buddy came in here like as if he's on aramin.....dude...
anyway glad that bro KijangMas writings have provided a new perspective for u (hope for Adam too!!)......
someone once said....."too many headless chickens going around celik perlembagaan tapi buta sejarah"
:)
...let us not forget how we get here....that is the key to unlock and find the solution in the mess that we are in now...
tigress.......chill dear...grrr...
for u dear
yeah SatD,
Chillin'...no point with these cowards.
Your link mane? Error pulak.
Saya tau sapa si Ahmad Adam anak Ismail ni.
Budak hingusan dlm bidang musik. Skarang keje di Wasp Studios dan member kuat Support RPK di Facebook. Slalu lambat abis assignment. Tadak bakat nak cipta lagu. Malas. Byk surf sambil keje. Dah 2 kali bos warning. Jawa? Stahu aku, mamat nih asal Batak Mandailing dari Port Dickson.
Dah keluar kampong, slalu gi mabok ngan si mala'on-mala'on kafiaq anti-Melayu.
MangkukTaik macam ni korang tak payah layan laah. Dah toooo late.
Dah Toxic Waste.
Alahai, Mat Adam oh Mat Adam ....bila kau nak tobat nih?
Tembeleng,
Kalau kau rasa puas dengan memaki pantat mak aku, suka hati kau laa labu. Janji aku tak biadap macam tu dekat kau balik.
Aku bukan penyokong UMNO, DAP, PKR, HINDRAF etc etc. Aku budak baru nak belajar.
Baru dapat tahu pasal blog Demi Negara ni dan aku nak engage dalam debat-debat dalam ruang komen sebab aku rasa artikel KijangMas mantap. Aku nak belajar, bukan nak bergaduh.
Aku tahu laa ini tempat korang, tapi perlu ke terus serkap jarang kepada orang2 yang bagi kritikan yang tidak sealiran dengan korang?
First of all, takde niat jahat kat sini. Just to clear up.
Kepada KijangMas, kudos on your eloquent thoughts dan kepad yang lain-lain, minta maaf kalau tersalah bahasa.
Kepada saudara Rezuan, apologies accepted.
You got in on the wrong foot (perhaps to defend a wayward buddy) but has made amends since.
Do participate and engage fellow DN Knights here and lets work to make Malaysia the abode of the REAL Anak Bangsa Malaysia as manifested in my earlier postings.
Rezuan Asrah,
Welcome to DN. Sorry for any bad feelings that we have caused you.
Sincerely......
OT:
Allow me KM:
...to those pathetic cowards who have seem to have some unending personal issues with me, you know my blog, drop your comments there instead of kat rumah orang yang tak de kena mengena dengan saya, ok? I don't think he wants his blog to be cluttered with your sick vendettas and words.
I should be honored to have such a large daily following....I will gladly give my autograph...
Come...let me read what you have to say...why write to someone who will only delete them?
Assalamualaikom, apa pasal pula sign dengan 'shalom'? Ye, saya tahu apa maknanya.
ml
KM,
Mo fah kor...eww.. tk da benda lain ka nak makan. Tu la, kita ni asik mengimport segala trash dari tempat tu sampai hari ni. Da check betul ni tak ada mercury ka melamine dlm nya? Apek kaya raya, rakyat rosak kepala. Ini semua sala Mo Far Ko.
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Dear Tigress,
If I upset u in anyway, maaf lah ok? Unker likes to avoid conflict whenever possible. I double checked all my comments what, nothing malicious mah. I'd always said u r firm, fair & square & take no prisoners what!
satD, y u want comments from lunatics for. Only some ppl like KM, Puteri, Bangkai, Mamasita can put up with idiots like me. Good feng shui for them mah to please orang gila. Anyway ur blog not to user friendly for slow ppl like unker. Cannot find comments column, oso sometime, my old PC firewall said no go there.
Everybody, have a good day ok, don't stress too much, bad for the health.
Unker Yew
P/S - Rezuan Asrah, u r good & got bright future with ur impeccable diplomatic skills. Good on u!
demi negara...yeah, yeah demi negara UMNO ....UMNO father of racism and religious extremism
demi negara racist
demi negara islam (i am sure many bro/sis in islam are not supportive of what you write)
is all about talk , talk , talk...at the end of the day, HIDUP UMNO HIDUP UMNO HIDUP UMNO. ..
but when can't get support, then the next shout HIDUP MELAYU HIDUP MELAYU HIDUP MELAYU (but it was the mamaks who do the chanting)
but when the malay community who are level minded will say "screw you UMNO". then the next shout will be DAULAT DAULAT DAULAT...we can't lose power.
so is a cycle by UMNO ... at the end all these side dishes...the MAIN DISH is still
HIDUP UMNO HIDUP UMNO HIDUP UMNO ....the rest can go to hell. i wonder how many UMNO members can go to HEAVEN.......
I am sure hell has plenty of space for UMNO members to feast there ....... you need money. let me know, i will burn billions of dollars hell note for you to spend in hell...then you can go and bribe the officers in hell...don't worry, got no MACC in hell. cos most of them will join the UMNO as ordinary member....
Ahmad Adam said:-
"Kijang Mas i was looking forward to the discussion between u and Admiral Tojo in KG Baru but u stood us up, how disapointing...."
I will spare the KM shock treatment on you because I don’t want to demoralise you for the rest of your life since I want you to be a productive, god-fearing, tax-paying Melayu-Jowo who would one day awaken from your Malay Apologist dreamland to clear the socio-political mess created by your fellow pengkhianat bangsas.
Anyway, WTF is this shit about a Kampong Baru meeting with an “Admiral Tojo” and you and your fellow cyberfreaks? First the faggot delCapo lovingly equates me with his object of lustful obsession called “kamal.” And now you Mat Jowo is falling head over heals on your tattered thesaurus to bitch about being “stood up” in Kg. Baru with other fellow cyberlosers.
Pakcik Dal, what’s going on with these blogoshitoritis sufferers? Termakan telinga Sus scrofa domesticus umpan ikan baung Janda Baik ke?
Can anyone here please copy-paste the specific comment(s) made in some other blog(s) where KijangMas (in authentic blogger ID complete with image of Royal Golden Deer with RPG aimed at the anti-Melayu butts) actually invite or agree to a rendezvous with any of these cyberfreaks in Kampong Baru or anywhere else? Mana? I want to see the smoking gun.
I marvel at the gullibility of these ragtag RPK-inspired, Chin Peng-worshipping treasonous cyber dogshits.
If someone claiming to be “chedet” post an invitation to KM for High Tea and a seven-step Macedonian full body massage in Kampung Kerinchi and then didn’t turn up at the Pakchu Tomyam stall as “promised,” would I go crybaby in chedet.cc and lambast the real chedet, TDM, that he “stood me up”? And then go create a special post in DN to bitch about chedet's no-show in Kampung Kerinchi? Gila ka?
Guna akal lah si bahalol kerdil. Kalau aku nak bersemuka dengan si bapok delCapo atau mana2 barua Pakatan, aku tak payah main2 sorok belakang tabir komen blog2 sampah mereka. Aku tau siapa si pengecut2 ni dan tak payah bincang di warong tepi longkang.
Tak payah duduk bertinggong-tonggeng hirup kopi-o sambil ngobrol dan acah-mengacah buat macho tepi jamban DBKL di Kg. Baru. Engkau ingat aku ni makhluk jalanan kutu embun macam engkau ke Mat Adam?
That ain't the KM way, punk.
My way? Bila dah bersua muka, no need to omong-omong kosong; aku terus bagi penampar maut Tokku Kerghmo aku aje. Seminggu bisu. Sebulan nggak bisa mengawan. Gagap sampai akhir hayat. Kalu yang muka hudoh sangat, too bad; you’ll be pig’s breakfast before you can say mummy help me. Jadi, aku harap engkau ni tak hudoh sangat, ahh Si Mat Adam?
What next for these cartoonish desperados? "KM" didn’t attend Haris Teapot’s CO2 spewing candlelight vigil as "promised" in some obscure loser’s blog?
Listen up you delusional gullible little prick, I don’t filth myself in some loser’s blog to set a "meeting" in some kampung with insignificant buffalo droppings with funny nicks such as capo or tojo or zollo or oreo or dildo.
And you know what happens to Malay Apologists which you are trying hard to emulate? These pengkhianat bangsas will be wiped out from the face of Bumi Tanah Melayu, one trembling brown ass at a time. There will be no respite, no shelter, no compromise, no mercy, no compassion for these pengkhianat bangsas and perosak negaras.
Ahmad Adam:
don't let the door hit you on the way out, as they say back in my motherland. Good luck serving your new friends aka. masters unquestioningly the way you are today -- hope they will treat you better than in Singapore.
Try (at least) and say something intelligent or, horrors, even useful next time you visit a public forum. Dan juga lupa makan bekal yang mak bagi. Sniff.
Ahmad Adam:
don't let the door hit you on the way out, as they say back in my motherland. Good luck serving your new friends aka. masters unquestioningly while giving your own race the doubt of every benefit (sic) the way you are today -- hope they will treat you better than in Singapore.
Try (at least) and say something intelligent or, horrors, even useful next time you visit a public forum. Dan juga lupa makan bekal yang mak bagi. Sniff.
Unker Yew,
No problem....
KM you know whats the irony? they wanted to set up a meeting with you at Kg BARU. Of all places, they choose Kg BARU. The only discussion they're going to have is with a parang up their sorry asses.
Who the fuc* is Admiral Tojo and why do you need to go to kampung bharu to meet him?
Is he somekind of your spiritual leader like Nik Aziz is for PAS's people?
haha Ahmad Adam arsehole, piss off!
Hanif
I am starting to suspect that Rezuan Asrah is Admiral Tojo.
Master for Arsehole Adam the Kampung Bharu gansgter Kampung.
Hanif
Those politicians are not to blame. WE the RAKYAT are to blame for supporting impotent, greedy, corrupt leaders. You unflinching suport for this corrupt govt contributes to this mess. Yea, of course there are some segments in your articles lambasting both sides. But the general theme of your view is your support for the government. How do we mend the administration of his country?BN is beyond repair. You can't expect those tired old faces to run the country efficiently with so many ass-kissing followers salivating for projects the costs of which are artificially bloated so that they all could greedily pocket the RAKYATs money. Najib (the suspect), Muhammad Muhd Taib (the English illiterate) are those old faces that have nothing else to offer. It's incomprehensible that UMNO that claims to have millions of members only centre-stages the same, old, tired faces-faces I've seen for decades. It's unbelievable. But what I find most incredible is to see how intelligent people like you could still support such corrupt government...that's the most perplexing thing to me!!!
@KijangMas: Terima kasih.
@zazaland: Terima kasih. Please don't feel sorry about me. Dah biasa kena maki daahh =)
@Tommy Yew: Thanks Tommy, I believe "budi-bahasa" makes the man.
There's no need for me to elaborate further as what you wrote reflects my feeling towards politics in Malaysia at the moment. We need more blog like this which has substance and talk based on facts and valid argument rather than the likes of blogs which spread stories 'ikut sedap hati' without any proofs...
anyway, it is true that the likes of LIM KIT SIANG, Haris Ibrahim, MT will delete or not show your comments if you try to get your points (which is out of their favour) across...that's freedom of speech PAKATAN style
and it seems that they can do nothing wrong...if incompetent also blame it on BN, bf takes photos of compromising positions also salah BN...use state govt money to give cows to wilayah territory also fitnah BN..aiyah come on la own up to your mistakes to rakyats as that is what KETUANAN RAKYAT is supposed to meant..
and i couldn't agree more about LOH GWO BURNE being useless. I voted for him and it is a mistake which i regretted since...
anyway keep on writing and aspiring malays to be more vocals and brave to speak of their race, even at the risk of being called racist..
KijangMas,
entah apa2 diorg ni.wat pening kepala sj. ingatkn terlepas apa2 ke. rupa-rupanya komen sesat.org kedah di daerah tertentu ckp "depa ni dah temalak"(tersilap org dan malu)
nk tuju soaln kat An-Nimr, An-Nimr bleh ckp urdu ka?
Ahmad Adam;
Kawan kamu, Rezuan Asrah inginkan kebaikan untuk kamu. Maka dia bela kamu di sini. Tapi kamu sedikit pun tidak berubah. Kita di sini pun tidak mengharapkan kamu berubah. Sebenarnya gunung lebih mudah berubah dari tempat asalnya dari manusia untuk berubah dari tabiat asalnya.
Kamu dibelasah di sini kerana tidak pandai berdiplomatik seperti kawan kamu Rezuan Arsah yang dikomen oleh Tommy Yew sebagai pandai berdiplomasi. Sebenarnya kawan kamu itu dua kali lima dengan kamu juga … Cuma dia pandai masuk tunduk-tunduk hormat majlis orang, hingga KijangMas terima dia seadanya. Bagi saya, lagi pandai seseorang itu berdiplomatik lagi berbahaya orang itu. Bahasa halus kata berdiplomatik, padahal mengikut bahasa biasa ia sama dengan bermuka-muka.
Dari segi itu, kamu patut lebih diterima berbanding kawan kamu di sini kerana setelah puas kena belasah kerana tak pandai nak bermuka-muka, kamu masih nak lawan juga … cuma malangnya kamu lawan di belakang-belakang. Masuklah sini balik, jelaskan hasrat kamu seperti kawan kamu, lepas tu tembaklah ikut peraturan tembak-menembak.
Kami sudah baca komen-komen kamu di chedet. Biasalah. Macam mana orang yang kamu belasah itu hendak bela diri? Israel buat macam kamulah … kerana mereka belajar dari kamu barangkali … segala senjata disekat dari masuk Palestin … lepas tu tembak rakyat Palestin yang tidak berupaya mempertahankan diri. Pengecut.
Kamu sudah dibelasah di sini, masuklah balik untuk pertahankan diri. Apabila kami dapati hujjah-hujjah kamu rasional, kita terima, setuju tidak setuju lain bab, kerana kita pun bukan umno, bukan pas, bukan pkr, bukan dap bukan itu bukan ini … kita Melayu Islam yang sanggup kongsi Negara kami dengan sesiapa yang tahu adab sopan menahan diri dari MERAMPAS HAK KAMI.
Nak tahu apa hak kami … jom duduk belajar … bukan bincang … bincang belum sampai masa lagi.
An-Nimr,
So can kissie & huggie make-up or not? promise I'll keep my hands from wandering too far!
(Settle down, only joking...)
xox
Tommy
P/S - Rezuan, you're ok, no sweat!
memang best la bro, i really enjoyed ur article sir...
Wahhhh! This Konfuse fellow.
Your name suits you. You had an intelligent father for choosing a most apt name for you. Not only was he intelligent, he was clairvoyant too. Otherwise haw can predicts accurately you state of mind 30 years after you were born?
But sad. Very sad. Sadly you do not share his dna. You are not too bright are you? No? Ya. It figures. Dumb ones does not know what dumb is. He will never know that he is dumb. He is such a moron that he forgets to bash his father for fitting an ostrich’s brain into his cranium. Your cranium.
Both BN and PR are shits. But PR is more of a shit that shit-eaters’ shit. Did your teacher teaches you who shit-eaters are? Yaaa! Morons like you.
One year of PR … more damage is done by them than 50 years of damage done by BN. We like PR so much that we talk of PR 50 times more than we like to talk of BN. Stupid BN. 50 years proudly-done-damage easily out stripped by 1-yr-of-damage done by PR.
Now you know why we gossip so much of PR? No? It figures. Moronic Mr Konfuse equipped with ostrich brain will never know. You are just one-in-the-crowd. An also-can warrior. Also run machine. One who adds insignificantly to the mob.
I say. You know what mob is? Sorry. I shouldn’t ask. Tersengaja. Mob has no brain. Worse than an ostrich-brain-equipped-Konfuse. Who leads all mobs? Another brainless freak. What can be expected of an ostrich-brain-equipped-Konfuse? Who dares venture an answer?
Please laaa mr confuse. We are finished with politicking. Didn’t you read the title? Let’s talk about something positive for a change.
But again. A Malay proverb says, “Kalau masih ada yang menjual, kita banyak modal lagi untuk membeli.”
ni nak menyimpang sket ek?
apsal org melayu kita la ni suka sgt greet/take leave dgn "shalom", "cheers", "peace out" "peace fellow Malaysians"...hackkkkk ptuiiii!
kita ni org Islam pertama kali.
Bagi salam tak boleh kaa?
is that Arabism? giving salam the muslim way?
is reading quran in arabic arabism?
is solat in arabic Arabism?
is tutup aurat dgn jilbab, cara yang paling sesuai, Arabism atau ikut hukum?
is speaking Arabic in heaven Arabism?
in that case....
just go to NERAKA.
hackkk ptuiiii!
(nak beraya tak pulak Arabism ek?)
ikut sunnah contoh manusia terbaik rasullulah SAW pun dihina sebagai Arabism...
shalom my foot!
"purr purr"
Konfuse ni macam ewo jer bunyinya.
@Anonymous Coward ( seperti dalam ruang komen Slashdot.org ),
"apsal org melayu kita la ni suka sgt greet/take leave dgn "shalom", "cheers", "peace out" "peace fellow Malaysians"...hackkkkk ptuiiii!"
Saya terasa laa, tapi biar saya jelaskan sini. Walau dalam bahasa apa sekali pun, yang penting adalah makna, intipati, maksud yang mewakili perkataan tersebut.
Abang ni lebih prefer "form over function" laaa, bak kata programmers.
Kembara Politik, Cenderawasih dan Parpu Kari, salam berkunjung ke wadah saya yang tidak seberapa ini. Saya mengalukan sumbangan kalian.
Tembeleng, keep the raging flame burning. Kita perlu lebih ramai pendekar semangat kental macam saudara.
Pakcik Dal, you're on fire! I like. Udara segar dan akar kayu Orang Asli Janda Baik memang mujarab.
Rezuan Arsah said:-
"Young people like me needs to be educated by orang-orang lama yang berilmu like you."
Yeah, start by beri Salam sebagai seorang Muslimin dan bukan Shalom.
Salam Alaykum Anon "purr purr".
Sangatlah baik teguran sdri tu.
Cuma kita kadang-kadang berjaga-jaga kat sini.
Ada kala musuh Allah memakai nama Islam. Jadi berjaga-jagalah. Bila ada tanda lain ia itu bukan musuh Allah, pakai jilbab misalnya, kita suka bagi salam.
Dapat pahala. Sapa tak mau?
Macammana pun saya ambil risiko ni bagi salam kat Anon purr purr. Saya tak tau Anon purr purr ni Islam atau tidak.
Anon purr purr tak bagi salam pun. Tak da bukti.
Cuma kuat hati saya teka yang Anon purr purr ni pejuang kuat dalam PAS. Harap janganlah sampai baring atas jalan plak. Bahaya tu. Apa jadi kalau drebar kereta tu tekan minyak sampai ka lantai?
Hilang satu pejuang bangsa. Katakan tak nak.
Salam sejahtera ke atas kamu semua,
Saya cuma nak share perbincangan pasal RPK on Slashdot.
FYI, Slashdot ialah satu website untuk "geeks" & "nerds", jadinya, perbincangan mereka boleh dikatakan agak "intellectual". Tapi anda sendiri buat lah judgement sendiri.
Point yang saya nak stress-kan di sini adalah, perhatikan komen dari "Chicken_Kickers",( seorang rakyat Malaysia ), saya agak bersetuju dengan pandangan dia.
Tapi cuba lihat counter-argument yang diberikan oleh mat saleh2 kat forum tu.
Dan salah satu counter-argument yang diberikan oleh "rtb61" seperti berikut :-
" .. they are all citizens of Malaysia so it is Malays who rule the country, Malays who control the economy and Malays who prosper in the legal and medical profession, if you see it any other way, recognise yourself, you are racist and a bigot."
Walaupun saya kurang bersetuju dengan pendapat rtb61, tapi hendak tak hendak, saya berpendapat dan mengakui ada jugak kebenaran di sebalik statement yang agak keras seperti di atas.
Apa pendapat yang lain-lain?
http://news.slashdot.org/news/08/10/06/1952201.shtml
p/s : Saya bukan penyokong RPK.
Belum cukup mujarrab Tuan KijangMas.
Saya masih tak tahan lama lagi. Heh heh.
bro KijangMas...pinjam RPG kejap!...
halo Jebat's fren...mane sesat ni
That's d most BANGANG comment i've heard this week...
So BANGANG that I'm at lost on whether to click send on this comment of mine....membazir internet traffic je.......
perhaps bro KijangMas can create special comment category section for the lost in space anak Bangsat Malaysia, super low IQ disgruntled balakong mari comments, personal feuds menyemak into blog orang lain...dll
To konfuse,
Yup, your nick says it all. You are one konfused bloke indeed.
You seemed to be confused in many matters. Let’s start with basic English comprehension. Behind your thesaurus-garnished literary façade, you confused yourself with your juvenile-level misinterpretation of my message, which others have no trouble understanding.
konfuse said:-
”Those politicians are not to blame. WE the RAKYAT are to blame for supporting impotent, greedy, corrupt leaders.”
Yup, agreed. You should have known better NOT to support the “impotent, greedy, corrupt leaders” that:-
- wreaked havoc in Perak with China Prostitute sedekahs and project payoffs and wholesale giveaways to only ONE GROUP of Rakyat to the detriment of the majority;
- are wreaking havoc n Selangor with scandal after scandal after scandal involving anything from the gory exhibition of unkempt mons pubis to scams over sacrificial cows to mismanagement of water supply and pig farms;
and of course
- Penang with its World of Tennis fiasco, unceremonial booting out of the incompetent Fairuz, barring of selected mainstream media in contradiction of their promise of a free press and freedom of expression, ad nauseam.
Yes, indeed, the RAKYAT like you are to blame for this mess “for supporting impotent, greedy, corrupt leaders” in Selangor, Perak and Penang.
Konfuse went on:-
“You (sic) unflinching suport (sic) for this corrupt govt contributes to this mess. Yea, of course there are some segments in your articles (sic) lambasting both sides. But the general theme of your view is your support for the government.”
Huh? What again is the problem here?
See, you are a product of your own delusional arrogance. You childishly demand unquestioned 100% support of your political deities at ALL times. Is this the political philosophy they taught you at the SRJK(C), the way of the Communist Party of China where dissent is not tolerated? When these dewas are criticised (albeit in tandem with the BN group), you still crybaby and lump the critic as an “unflinching” supporter of the BN. You see, this is the problem with you people. You are basically political novices, unaccustomed to the subtle intricacies of the trade. You view politics in a perfect 100% black and white, we-are-right vs. they-are-wrong paradigm while totally oblivious to the crumbling edifice of your fake, plasticky Pakatan mirage all around you.
So what again is your problem? Who’s supporting what here? I sense a tad of restless paranoia permeating your konfused cranium. What is this “[b]ut the general theme of your view is your support for the government”? Why do you express it like “the government” is some sort of bubonic plague? I don’t quite get your fear here? Malaysian voters chose BN governments in 8 out of 13 states and the majority of seats in the federal parliament. This is the REAL majority, the REAL Ketuanan Rakyat. For all the hoopla and ruckus your group created, you are still a pathetic minority in the bigger picture of Malaysian politics. Who gave you, the political minority, the divine right to sneer at the decision of the majority of Malaysians? No wonder you are konfused.
konfuse added:-
“How do we mend the administration of his (sic) country?BN is beyond repair. You can't expect those tired old faces to run the country efficiently ….”
You have a better solution? Of course the BN is riddled with deficiencies induced by incompetent leadership and proliferation of maladjusted characters in high posts. But what about the alternative? Yeah, your beloved Pakatan masters? Didn’t I compare the two groups in my post above? How more clear an analysis do you want? Or are you the typical Pakatan psychopant who cannot tolerate dissent and criticism? Again, I want you to tell the DN community here that the Pakatan crew can administer this country better. And please show me actual empirical and factual manifestation of this superior governance. Come on, you have FIVE major states to choose from. Where? Yeah what state? Who are these personalities who can govern Malaysia without hurling an insult every other hour of their mortal existence? Yup, more konfusion here.
konfuse lamented:-
“It's incomprehensible that UMNO that claims to have millions of members only centre-stages the same, old, tired faces-faces I've seen for decades. It's unbelievable.”
Ah ha, now you know why I’m getting involved. You think I’m not concerned with this dearth of leadership material and unhealthy inbred political incestiousness within UMNO? You think I’m here to prop up the likes of Rafidah, Mat Taib, Shahrizat, Azalina, and a few trainloads of deadbeats and freeloaders living off the largesse of these political relics?
No. I’m here to play my part in the resynthesization of the Malaysian socio-political framework. not just the politicians, but the fundamental basis of Malaysian nationhood itself, beginning with the reassertion of the REAL prototypical Anak Bangsa Malaysia as exhaustively expounded in my many posts in Demi Negara.
And konfuse added to his state of utter confusion:-
“But what I find most incredible is to see how intelligent people like you could still support such corrupt government...that's the most perplexing thing to me!!!”
By the same token, I’m perplexed to see how reasonably intelligent, albeit konfused, people like you could still not see beyond the façade of the Pakatan tricksters and political opportunists and outright psychos. Where are the reforms? Where are the justice for the Rakyat? Where are the transparency? Where are the good governance? Where are the empowerment of the common Rakyat? Where are the loving and caring society? Where are ........ I can go on ad infinitum.
Yes, I am grossly perplexed at people like you, foolishly blinded by a self-induced affliction of terminal UMNOphobia that has clouded your sense of judgment and rationality to your own detriment.
Go read my other posts as an antidote to your konfusion.
jebat's fren,
Hey what's wrong with you? You had one too many drinks the night before I presume? What did you have? a cheap table wine and some drunken prawns as a starter from a sleazy Chow Kit restaurant??
Your gibberish, delusional rantings say it all about the condition of your non-functioning gray matter. I guess in your semi stupor slumberland, you're imagining that UMNO is the master of all evils. And, this Deminegara blog becomes your 'victim' of unreasonable, incoherent ramblings of the highest order.
Hey, jebat's fren, do me favour, will you ......just drop dead ...I have no qualms about putting your decomposed, diseased body beside the Klang River and burn it - expresso to the 7th Gate of Hell Kingdom ...and your soul be kept there till the end of time ...
Good gracious, what a retarded moron!!
"... Abang ni lebih prefer "form over function" laaa, bak kata programmers..."
Kalau sdr Rezuan Asrah bawa hukum kias sebegini ka dalam perkara ini, sdr menginjak taman larangan. Into grey areas.
Apa pendapat sdr sendiri?
Itu diatas pendapat programmers.
Dalam bab agama (memberi salam contohnya) form dan function adalah sama-sama penting.
Perhatikan:
Daging = form.
Menyebabkan kenyang = function.
Saudara Rezuan (Islam?) pilih mana:
1) Makan daging lembu untuk kenyang? atau
2) Makan daging babi untuk kenyang.
(Daging babi atau lembu adalah = form; dan jadi kenyang adalah = function)
Pentingkan function atau form?
ah ah...ye tak ye Abe Dal,
Assalamualaikum...yg menegur pun lupa bagi salam...tenkiu kerana mengingatkan... ;)
tapi Abe...nape bila nak kasi salam jer, ikut Rasullulah kesayangan kita jer, org nak tuduh PAS lah, Taliban lah, Arab lah...kita kan sama2 Islam Abe Dal, cuma ingat-mengingati...tak baik kita gaduh2 sesama Islam kan...apa2 pun Allah akan tanye kita di akhirat pasal iman kita, bukan pasal parti mana...yang menyatukan kita adalah keimanan kita...(saya pun tak seberapa, tapi yang benar tu kena la juga cakap kan?)
Saudara Rezuan,
That is where you are wrong. I'm so SICK of hearing this function over form rubbish. we are after all just stupid, clueless lumps of flesh created from the lowly semen drops...why must we ALWAYS question what Allah and His Prophet have laid out for us as to how to live our lives???
Kita ni lebih pandai ke? Let Allah be the judge in the end, but we have to our part la...kita bukan tak access to knowledge of our deen.
Why must we be so bloody contentious over what we have been taught to do by our beloved prophet?
Kalau function over form...means we can pray any which way, cara Hindu ka, Buddha ka, Solat ka dalam hati ka. sebab semua kononnya menuju kepada Tuhan???
You have got to rid your mind of all this liberal crap ala John Lennon's Imagine Stutopia and Haris Ibrahim!
I'm not a coward la...only gagged and bound...held hostage, takut kena RPG Big Boss...
"purr purr"
Jebat's fren,
Another brainless MT junkie lurking to destroy us all. What on earth are you trying to tell us?
The same bullshit advertised in the Fuckatan Riot maggot's daily digest?
I believe that you are in a state of mental numbness especially as resulting from shock that we the MAJORITY has already spoken?
Try to read what had been posted in DN carefully before you make that stupidity comments about DN being racist, UMNO racist, UMNO rasuah, UMNO rot in Hell and bla bla bla.
My God decides who ends up in Hell or Heaven not you, fucking Fuckatan Moron.
BLAME it ALL in UMNO/BN fitnah buckets as DN aforesaid it.
Bro KijangMas, would you be so kind to lend me your Ak-47 with bayonet so I can stick it up in Jebat fren's malodorous arse.
Oh my Tuhan...
Hanif
Rezuan: Abang ni lebih prefer "form over function" laaa, bak kata programmers.
Saudara Rezuan, the term "assalamualaikum" is already apt enough to serve both form and function; struktur ayatnya mantap dan maknanya (sejahtera/selamat/damai ke atas kamu) pun dah cukup indah. Jadi kenapa perlu pilih "peace out" (keluar damai?), "shalom" dan "cheers" yg bukan dari budaya kita? On the contrary, I think it is you who puts form over function in a foolish juvenile effort to look cool, chilled or trendy. Budaya bangsa sendiri yg dibentuk sejak zaman berzaman cukup dah elok, jadi pakailah, have some sense of being proud of your own roots lah ok.
Konfuse:
"Those politicians are not to blame. WE the RAKYAT are to blame for supporting impotent, greedy, corrupt leaders."
Oi mangkok. Yang pergi bagi rasuah tu sapa? Tepuk tangan sebelah boleh bunyi ke (lain dari tempeleng atau tepuk genderang). Aku pun naik heran lah -- bila ada kes kena dakwa sebab rasuah di mahkamah, yang ambik rasuah aje yang kena. Yang bagi rasuah tu, amacam?
Ini buat aku teringat sama cerita mamat kominis mana dalam komen kepada satu artikel dalam laman ni. Dia langgar trafik light, kena tangkap, bagi rasuah kat polis sebab (dia mengaku) tak mo susah naik mahkamah... LEPAS TU POLIS YANG SALAH!
Apaaaaaaa ke cipan???
Konfuse:
"Yea, of course there are some segments in your articles lambasting both sides. But the general theme of your view is your support for the government."
Kan aku dah cakap -- logik macam mangkok jamban. Kalau atap rumah tiris, ko bagi roboh satu rumah supaya boleh bina semula ke, pundeq? Sementara nak tunggu rumah tu siap balik, orang nak duduk kat mana?
Konfuse:
"How do we mend the administration of his country? BN is beyond repair."
Ada sekali tu, Si Bongok (bukan Konfuse) kata NEP tu korup, jadi jawabnya ialah introduce satu sistem baru. MACAM LAAAA APA SAJA SISTEM DALAM DUNIA NI BUATAN MANUSIA TAK BOLEH JADI KORUP. Ko ingat Brader Anwar Bin Ibrahim tu mende, wali yang suci ke? Yang setat pam rasuah wang dalam UMNO tu dulu ko ingat sapa?
Yang lain-lain tu letih lah aku nak komen. Pemikiran macam tenuk berkudis.
Rezuan Asrah:
ooo, sendiri tak tau pikir, ko link kan ke pemikiran dan argument orang lain ye. Apa ke batang nak jadi dengan masa depan Melayu kalau generasi pelapis macam ni. Ini buat aku teringat pada hadis pasal Yahudi yang tak leh nak lawan jadi dia menyorok belakang pokok sebab dia ingat pokok tu kawan dia.
Geeks + nerds = intellectuals???
Wakakaka. Or just a bunch of sad phuckers with zits passing time in between video game wank sessions while dreaming of Angelina Jolie.
Nice try, duck, but I'm not falling for it. Think for yourself, and then maybe I will respect you (and your momma).
PS,
yay! RIP, Rafidah!
Rezuan Asrah,
Are you with Mossad?
Rezuan Parah:
nah, ambek. Ingat ko sorang je pandai google?
http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?s=162bf420f65315aa718601155930cb84&t=69157
Tembeleng,
Jgn marah ya bang....
rasullulah saw cakap, jgn maki mak org, sebab kalau kita buat begitu, maksudnya kita maki mak kita sendiri (or something to that effect, I cannot retrieve the hadith, sebab nanti org tu maki mak kita balik kot)
Jgnla sampai ke situ bang...ok?
Pi peluk bini ujan2 nih...sejukkan ati tu...
"I thot I taw a puddy tat"
Assalamualaikum,
@Lipan Bara: Contoh yang awak berikan itu adalah satu contoh yang baik. Tapi izinkan saya counter balik contoh tersebut dengan contoh seperti yang berikut :-
Soalan : Mana yang lebih praktikal? Membaca Quran dalam Bahasa Arab atau Bahasa Melayu?
Hujah saya: Membaca Quran dalam Bahasa Arab tentulah sangat baik, sebutan kalimah-kalimah Allah tentu sekali dapat menyentuh hati insan-insan yang mencari petunjuk daripada-Nya.
Tetapi bukan kah lebih jika kita baca Quran dalam bahasa yang kita fahami sendiri?
Supaya kita faham akan mesej-mesej, ajaran-ajaran dan amaran-amaran yang terdapat di dalam Quran.
@Anonymous Coward "purr purr": Minta maaf, tapi minta pembetulan dari kenyataan awak seperti berikut :-
"Kalau function over form...means we can pray any which way, cara Hindu ka, Buddha ka, Solat ka dalam hati ka. sebab semua kononnya menuju kepada Tuhan??? "
Di harap Anonymous Coward "purr purr" jangan lah guna logik akal hitam putih. Bukan itu maksud saya.
Tapi saya harus bersetuju, yang form dan function tu seiring.
"You have got to rid your mind of all this liberal crap ala John Lennon's Imagine Stutopia and Haris Ibrahim!"
Saya memang minat lagu John Lennon Imagine, tapi saya tak suka baca blog Haris Ibrahim, boring laaa!
@phonont:
"On the contrary, I think it is you who puts form over function in a foolish juvenile effort to look cool, chilled or trendy.
Saya terima kritikan ini dengan penuh kemaluan.
"Budaya bangsa sendiri yg dibentuk sejak zaman berzaman cukup dah elok, jadi pakailah, have some sense of being proud of your own roots lah ok.
Budaya & adat pada pendapat saya bukanlah suatu kebenaran yang tulen. Jika orang dulu-dulu mengamalkan "inbreeding" ( saya baca ni dalam The Malay Dilemma ), adakah wajar adat ini diteruskan?
Pada pendapat saya, suatu perkara itu adalah suatu kebenaran jika sifatnya kekal sepanjang zaman. Contoh seperti 2 + 2 = 4;
@Tembeleng: Apa laaa kau ni. Kau tak malu ke? Kau takde kemaluan ke?
Ikhlas nak tanya ni, kau dah baca belum perbincangan dalam forum Slashdot tu?
Dalam Quran ada ayat yang suruh kita "verify" dulu sebelum kita terima atau percaya.
Apa salahnya kau luangkan masa 15 minit baca dulu kandungan dalam tu sebelum kau maki wanita yang melahirkan aku?
Aku jijik dengan argument kau.
Kata-kata kesat dan "your attacks on my personality" tanpa arah tujuan menunjukkan kau sendiri tak mengamalkan ajaran Islam dan tata-susila orang Melayu.
Now git! ( meminjam ayat-ayat cool yang saya baru belajar dari penulisan KijangMas ).
@zazaland: Kenapa awak cakap saya Mossad? Minta penjelasan sikit .. ( in a good way )
Amidst all these brouhaha, may I ask you KM on what your next article will be on? I hope its a review of the UMNO general assembly (once its all done and over with of course). Your thoughts will be much appreciated.
Salam Alaykum Anon "purr purr".
Ye udeh dong. Kita salam silatur rahmi deh.
Sekarang kita fikirin penyatuan Melayu kok mbak.
Kepada Pakcik Dal : Bak pepatah Melayu, masuk kandang kambing, mengembek, masuk kadang lembu, menguak.
Memang saya mempunyai perbezaan pendapat dengan DM Knights kat sini, tapi itu lah yang saya cari.
Kaedah pembelajaran saya adalah belajar dan amik pengajaran yang terbaik dari kedua-dua pendapat yang berbeza.
Pakcik Dal duduk area Janda Baik ke?
Konfuse:
"Those politicians are not to blame. WE the RAKYAT are to blame for supporting impotent, greedy, corrupt leaders."
“Supporting “ is a wrong word to use Sir. What you should say is;
Gua yang bersalah. Adat resam latok moyang gua kasi PESAN, gua mesti kasi “GREASE” semua olang! Lia olang tatak mau pun gua kasi juga! Gua kasi kasi kasi sampai lia lembek sama gua…
Gua bawa kasi pompuan Cina, tatak suka gua kasi lia pompuan jadi bini serba lengkap dengan bangalo, kereta, amah, driver.
Lia tatak suka gua kasi jantan, tatak suka gua kasi keleta, tatak suka gua kasi sama lia punya bini.
Lia tatak suka gua mesti tolong lia bayar hutang bank lia beli itu lumah, itu keleta,
tatak suka juga, hali laya gua kasi dia hamper,
tatak suka hali laya cina gua kasi lia olen mandarin,
kalau tatak suka juga, gua kasi lia pi holiday kat Paris….
Amboi.. Macam macam kamu cuba sampai lia mayak lembek sama lu…
Tongkang
salam,
jebat frens tu cuma nak provokasi.. dah banyak dia melalak kat blog lain.. tak nampak pun dia nak sumbangkan idea @ tenaga untuk kemajuan ekonomi atau ke arah perpaduan bangsa malaysia..
sebenarnya zeleots DAP jenis beginilah yang meyukarkan perpaduan bangsa malaysia dibentuk..
Come on Pakatan Riot.. Jangan nak cari salah orang lain aje.. dalam dewan rakyat huh.. hah.. huh.. hah.. ingat dewan rakyat tu rumah pelacuran ke nak mengerang.. rumah pelacuran samseng taik kucing kat puchong boleh la lu nak buat macam tu.. kalau kamu pandai bagilah idea bagaimana hendak mencapai kemajuan.. nampak sangat racist dan politik sempit yang mendahului segalanya.. rakyat dah bagi BN memerintah.. accept ajela.. kalau lu terer sangat PRU13 lu psycho semua rakyat malaysia dengan persepsi & dakyah2 burukkan orang untuk undi lu Fuckatan Riot.. Please don't use "rakyat" for ur Pakatan Rakyat agenda as i'm not a rakyat of ur fuckatan rakyat.. tak malu..
Salam,
jebat's fren, satu contoh yg baik untuk menunjukan simptom xketahuan yg dialami oleh anti melayu.
'demi negara racist', hmm pelik.mgkn apa2 yg dikaitkan dgn melayu dia xsuka kot.kalu KijangMas tulis pasal malaysian malaysia versi dap, br dia puas hati.
sy ada baca komen dia dlm posting terbaru jebatmustdie. cuba bandingkan komen tu dgn komen dlm DN. memang dia ni talam dua muka, lintah.
Assalamualaikum,
Rezuan,
Saya betul2 kasihan dengan saudara sebab kejahilan saudara.(benar2 jahil tak pa...tapi bodoh sombong saya tak boleh terima....) Kalau baru nak mengenali Islam, ok laaa to get preview....ni dah tua dah sebelah kaki masuk kubur, takkan tak nak belajar lagi Bahasa Agung Al-Quran...tanggungjawab Muslim yg berkemampuan (takkan solat in BM kot...solat pun banyak bace Al-Quran)
Sila baca link ini (and save the coward jibes, ok, I'm doing this as a service for my fellow Muslims, maybe you will thank me one day... jgn kurang ajar sangat, ari tu baru cakap you budak baru nak belajar, SO BELAJAR!)
The Qur'an has been translated into many languages including English. What is the meaning of translation in reference to the Qur'an? How did translations of the Qur'an develop? Can we find a dignified and faithful expression in the English language that matches the majesty and grandeur of the Qur'an? Was the versatility of Qur'anic lexemes and styles captured in any of the English translations of the Qur'an. These and other questions are tackled in a three-part article based on interviews with Dr. Jamal Badawi concerning the issue of translating the Qur'an.
Many problems are likely to occur when translating between any two languages. Some aspects of translation are quite difficult regardless of which language you are translating to or from.
However, we should elaborate on the fact that the Arabic language has certain characteristics that make it even more difficult to translate, in addition to other characteristics that are peculiar to the Qur'an itself as a standard of the Arabic language.
According to Dr. Khalifah, Arabic is a terse, rich and forceful language when used expertly and meticulously. I quote him, namely, as saying, "It [Arabic] is a remarkably terse, rich and forceful language". Other descriptions given by him are "sticking, vivid, tender and breath-taking".
This is not necessarily just the opinion of an enthusiastic believer. In fact, even the enemies of the Prophet (peace and blessings be upon him) at his time - who used to fight him, trying to discredit him and the Qur'an and everything else that represented Islam - they themselves used to slip quietly at night to be closer to the Prophet (peace and blessings be upon him) and listen to him while he was reciting the Qur'an. This means that they were greatly impressed with its power and strength, not only its meanings, but also the irresistible style of the Qur'an.
Even some scholars, who were both non-Arab and non-Muslim, like the Orientalist, Gibb, said, "No man has ever played on that deep tone instrument with such power, such boldness, such range of emotional effects…" Later he said, "To anyone who has not heard the sonorous majesty of an Arab reciting the Qur'an, it is impossible to convey what the Book lacks in English, French, or German."
In this statement, Gibb actually came very close to admitting that the origin of the Qur'an cannot be human, but that it must be divine in origin, even though he did not say it outright. This is because, according to his own words, there is no parallel in history to the Qur'an; that no person or speech ever had the impact and power of the Qur'an.
Read the full piece:
Translations of the Quran.
"purr purr"
"Amidst all these brouhaha, may I ask you KM on what your next article will be on? I hope its a review of the UMNO general assembly (once its all done and over with of course). Your thoughts will be much appreciated.
Saya setuju!
Rezuan Asrah,
Just wanna know that's all. Let me explain ......
Like everybody here, I was astounded to see that you signed off with a 'Shalom' and not 'Salam'. As this is a Hebrew word (and you're a Muslim, I presume), I was asking myself (and yes I had my doubts too), whether you were 'tainted' ...to 'inflitrate' DN ....as DN is a popular Malay/Muslim nationalist blog. It is a blog with a "following" and influential.......so it is not surprising if some people want to 'destroy' it ...Destroying it (however small) is the same as destroying the "aspirations" of Malay/Muslims in this country. There are (vasts) methods to destroy an influential blog like this .....I won't indulge myself into that ..
Why I say it is Mossad, well, Singapore is Israel's and US of A's best friend and it's just next door....and it is common for these 2 best friends of Singapore to plant spies in other countries.....err...sometimes I wonder who will profit in the end if M'sia becomes too chaotic to govern ....
Salam.
ps ...........sorry guys, I read too many Cloak and Dagger stuff, so my perception is a bit different here .....
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LEXIQUE : I use the word "aspirations" here in a symbolic way ....there are of course other nationalist blogs ...but DN is, in my opinion, heads the list of all nationalistic blogs.
Naif said:-
"Amidst all these brouhaha, may I ask you KM on what your next article will be on? I hope its a review of the UMNO general assembly ..."
Sorry kids, my next article would be on the findings of my decade-old study on the Statistical Correlation Between Frequency of Budu Consumption and Relative Intelligence in Kelantanese Juveniles. Plus a bonus sidebar on the proper preparation and presentation of this gift to the human species from my Motherland.
KM,
Kita buat budu available in inhaler form...just a quick squirt or snort does the trick...a pick-me-up...better/healthier than cocaine...
"Miaow miaow"
Bro satD, you can keep the RPG for the weekend. Dek Hanif, you can have the AK47. No sweat. I think I have quite a few more in my armoury.
Now, I'm gonna ratah this "jebat's fren" with my bare hands.
Ok, lets examine the overflowed sewage trickling from the flat nostril of this lost MT Junkie.
This wretched freak of nature barked:-
“demi negara...yeah, yeah demi negara UMNO ....UMNO father of racism and religious extremism … demi negara racist … demi negara islam … is all about talk , talk , talk...at the end of the day, HIDUP UMNO HIDUP UMNO HIDUP UMNO. ..”
Ho hum, ho hum, ...... mengantok lah kengkawan. Takde ayat lain ke si kera2 sumbang kasta paria tongkang karam dan sin kheh lubang taik bijih nih nak persembahkan ke beta?
Come on lah, you unwashed ugly mental retard. Be more creative. Use lah some original lines formed by your OWN little TauFuFah tucked inside that kepala l*nchau of yours. Why you people suka curi-curi the tahi babis from the ISO9002-certified, MSC-Status Lubang Jambans such as MT (Makan Taik), Haris’ PP (P*nt*t Paria), Zollo the Cheena Boota, SJS (SahJenisSial) and like-minded cybermutations?
Sebenarnya, ”UMNO” yang malaun ni laungkan ialah ”Melayu.” Ya, si kera jubo kurap nih sebenarnya hendak hantam Melayu; tapi dia dah di asuh oleh si Natang2 Celaka di MT supaya menggunakan istilah ”UMNO” sebagai kata-proksi ”Melayu” dan ”the malay community who are level minded” sebagai kata-proksi untuk si ”Melayu Pengkhianat Bangsa.”
Hey Jebat’s fren, … lai lai lai, … come sit under my tapak kaki and let me ask you a simple question: If a group of Malays want to shout “HIDUP MELAYU, HIDUP UMNO, HIDUP MELAYU, HIDUP UMNO, ALLAH’AKBAR” on their own Tanah Melayu, kenapa ENGKAU -– an insignificant, infinitessimal little single-celled pig shit-sucking amoeba -- pulak yang terasa? Why? Would a Turk émigré-descended citizen feel insulted if the Frenchman utter Vive la France or the Italian proclaimed Viva Italiano?
As that botak pimp from Segambut would say, LU SIAPA? Ya, engkau siapa? Lu gua punya boss? Lu Ini negara punya tuan tanah? Lu ada ”hak” mau soal lu punya Tuan Tanah punya hal? Weird lah this pig shit.
Listen you confused subversive. It is NOT for you to even question the prerogative of your Melayu TUANS to affirm their supremacy in this Tanah Melayu. In fact, you should not even look directly at MY face as I address you, let alone question the nationalistic manifestation of the people who not only founded the original polities of this land, but were also the very people who gave over a million of your abandoned and stateless forefathers citizenship in 1957.
Jebat’s fren further yelp:-
“but when can't get support, then the next shout HIDUP MELAYU HIDUP MELAYU HIDUP MELAYU ...”
What has “can’t get support” got to do with “HIDUP MELAYU HIDUP MELAYU”? Mana connection ah si bangang?
More turd from this social reject:-
“but when the malay community who are level minded will say "screw you UMNO". then the next shout will be DAULAT DAULAT DAULAT...we can't lose power.”
No no, don’t lah implicate the ragtag Palestinian flag-carrying and clueless Pengkhianat Bangsas into your Malay-hating orgy here, you bovine rectum. Come battle us here on your own paws lah, you Low Yat Plaza sissy Leng Chai. Mana boleh semua kerja lu olang mau outsource to your Palestinian flag carrying stooges? And what DAULAT shit are you bitching here ahh? What do you mean “we can’t lose power”? Of course, “we” will NEVER lose power. You stoopid or what? Long before even a remote possibility of that happening, your gang would be neatly packed as human luncheon meat in the Tidak Halal section of Carrefour and Tesco nationwide.
Bocor lagi air IWK dari mulut cacing kerawit ni:-
“HIDUP UMNO HIDUP UMNO HIDUP UMNO ....the rest can go to hell. i wonder how many UMNO members can go to HEAVEN....... I am sure hell has plenty of space for UMNO members to feast there ....... you need money. let me know, i will burn billions of dollars hell note for you to spend in hell...”
Ha ha ha, .... I fell off my Humvee reading this incoherent trashtalk from this very very scared and desperate product of Malaysia’s vernacular school tragedy. Apa lu cakap ni Ah Kow? What “hell” are you talking about? A tunggul kayu and busut anai-anai-worshipping animist like you qualified to talk about "heaven" and “hell” to your Malay masters? Wau-lau-eh, KaNNBu ... TNMChaoH. Lu tau kah itu neraka apa? Lu ingat gua punya syurga atau neraka pakai lu punya wang monopoly bakar ka? Kah kah kah. Lucu lah kengkawan. Aku ingat si bapok rambut karat nih nak gadoh pakai parang atau lembing atau pedang Samurai. Tapi bukan. Si Ah Pek nih nak buang duit monopoly mainan anak aku dalam medan pertarungan. Haiya Ah Kow. No wonder lah you have to subcon to the tentera baring atas jalan to fight us, the very tentera who quietly smells the sacrificial yellow and black meat in you and just waiting for the right time to go on their Jihad culling frenzy of pig-eating infidels on their land. Ha ha ha ... Kesian this kera sumbang. Toleh ke UMNO kena penampar; toleh ke PAS kena (... akan kena, mark my words) teghajang. Tinggal si pengkianat PKR sajalah tempat dia tumpang sekaki.
Oh, talking about "hell," aren't you already suffering your hell on earth here in MALAYsia? Yup, this is YOUR hell, and its gonna get much hotter as we rid our pristine Tanah Air of the filth and trash like yourselves. Only the true Bahasa Malaysia-speaking, Budaya Melayu-respecting, Rukunegara-following multi-ethnic Anak Bangsa Malaysia will experience heavenly bliss on this land that MY direct forefathers created.
Anyway, DN Knights, this speck of dust between my toes self-described as jebat’s fren is the typical representation of today’s lost generation of non-Malays, schooled at the SRJKs and brainwashed by the nutcases of MT and the likes. See their comments. See how they repeat again and again and again the same old lines against the Malays and Islam and the sanctity of our Kesultanan Melayu and every other instrument of Malaysian nationhood?
My simple question to us all: should we even have a dialogue with such “damaged goods”? Are these mutated freaks even amenable to a rational discussion? Or perhaps they should be dealt another way? Yup, the Thai and Indonesian and French and Japanese and Korean and German and Russian way. What is this way? Take a cheap flight to any of these countries and utter from your ugly yellow or black face sentences in Mandarin or Tamil or even English to their pribumis and see their reaction. I can bet these cowards will slither back to MALAYsia with tails behind their hind legs ..... because they themselves know that this country is still the best place for them to create mayhem, havoc and pestilence ... at least for now.
@zazaland: Assalamualaikum, zazaland usah gusar dan khuatir, saya bukan spy Mossad. Saya Melayu Muslim seperti anda juga.
Maaflah kalau saya guna perkataan "Shalom" itu mengundang perasaan tidak senang & curiga di kalangan pengunjung kat sini.
jebat's fren, PWNED!
Sorry for the short comment.
Hanif
Salam KijangMas,
You said,
"Bro satD, you can keep the RPG for the weekend. Dek Hanif, you can have the AK47. No sweat. I think I have quite a few more in my armoury".
And my Glock, KijangMas?? mana?
Woi KM,
How come u never give face to your buddy unker when u whacked jebat’s fren with your full force tirade (Your Chinese dialects again as exemplary as usual)! All the mud u fling at MT/Harris junkies, some stuck at unker too, especially the yellow meat, monopoly money thingy, u know. Why? Is it ok for unker to be the innocent bystander/ collateral damage kah? Please explain else u Ho Lang Kan big time…kakaka…
So your next post is on Budu, good for a refreshing change of pace but somehow unker cannot tahan the aroma lah, smell like u know…..”One week unwashed chaohai”, too pungent for my liking. Anyway to each his own.
Cheers,
Unker Yew.
P/S – Zaza, If Rezuan = Mossad, then Unker = Space Out Astronaut from NASA. KM = RimauKayu (Tiger Wood)
lots to read indeed ! in fact just too much for me.
my suggestion to all,,,RELAX man take it easy,,,be COOL.
Take a break and join me at my hideaway,,,where life is easy,,,just watch the sun set every evening or for sun rise,,, wake up early and walk around to the east side of the island with me !,,,Kapas island-lah.
where at ?,,,Capt's Longhouse
PirateKing
Rezuan Asrah,
Hey, you know what? You're a sham!
Whatcha doing here, man? You'd better tell us why! I don't trust you, not even a little bit....
You're too nice to be true ....too diplomatic, too careful .....and I'm telling you that it's working against you ....and I'm suspicious of your motives ...
Own up, man!
Who asked you to come here? RPK, Harris or Zollo? Anwar? ET? the Martiens?
Give us 10 good reasons why you're here, if not, pls move your as* somewhere else ....get it?!
Kijangmas,
Please!!!! It has been quite too long!!!! Please, I have suffer enough with all this waiting. Penantian satu penyeksaan.
AHO
Hey Zazaland and Laser Blade
I kinda share the same sentiment
too polished, too cultured, too trained
too full name too ...
gosh, must have been the spy thrillers (or is it?)
A terasa Unker Yew protested:-
"Woi KM, How come u never give face to your buddy unker when u whacked jebat’s fren with your full force tirade (Your Chinese dialects again as exemplary as usual)! All the mud u fling at MT/Harris junkies, some stuck at unker too, especially the yellow meat, monopoly money thingy, u know. Why? Is it ok for unker to be the innocent bystander/ collateral damage kah? Please explain else u Ho Lang Kan big time…kakaka…"
Haiyah, Unker Yew. Mai char siao lah. Ki ho lang kan ka? Kiong kan lah! Lu sio kong lim peh be hiau si boh? Lu lang cai boh? This jebat’s fren si ginna si peh kuai lan. Si peh loo siao, tiam tiam chueh soo. But Unker Yew different species mah. Unker Yew kau giak apong sin. Peng eu kio chut, boh eng. Char bor kio chut, eh poey. But someone told me si tua pui, kau giak ciu cheng. Chia pun beh hiau park. Anyway, with “damaged goods” like jebat’s fren, lu cho ci leh, ah si ci leh, ma si siang nia. Lanpah-pahlan. Beyond redemption maa. KNNB, kua tiok ee eh bin … pun tu lan.
Anyway Unker, sometimes the "innocent" members of a social-group inevitably become "collateral damage" when they do not do their part to educate and rein-in the wayward lunatics in their midst. See people, folks like Tommie Yew here could have done more to inculcate some semblance of social decorum and tatatertib in their clansmen but most chose to close-one-eye and turn-the-other-cheek while the likes of jebat's fren wreak havoc to our complex society's social order. If now they kena the fallout of a patriot's wrath, who do you blame? Unker, my advise is for level-minded half-decent folks like yourself to actively instill the necessary budaya and tatasusila among the woefully SRJK-misguided Leng Chais and Ah Mois of your community.
The culinary connoisseur in Unker Yew also lamented:-
"… somehow unker cannot tahan the aroma lah, smell like u know…..”One week unwashed chaohai”, too pungent for my liking."
Haiya Unker, don’t be like thiiis. How can you compare jebat’s fren’s chao hai with the taste and aroma of a well-simmered nectar of the pristine blue ocean, colloquially known as Budu, garnished with finely chopped shallots, sprinkled with freshly squeezed exotic limau kerat léntang, with cili padi for added zing and an optional ulas of durian plus aromatic herbs? Come on la, jebat’s fren si peh loh tee lah. Goh lui chap pek tau.
Sorry man, your species would be the last group on this planet to complain about culinary pungency. Betul kah people? Ah Pek, apa benda lu tadak makan dalam ini dunia? Semua hantam oh. Biawak, kura-kura, katak, kelawar, ular, monyet ... semua tibai. Tadak masak pun o.k. Lagi "fresh" lagi bagus maa. Wau-lau-eh, itu gua punya mascot halimau pun Si HamSapLo sudah kasi sapu sampai mau habis oh. Lu olang gila ka? Lu ingat itu halimau punya tulang sama telur kering boleh bikin Unker HamSap Yew "kuat" ka? TNS. Guna logic lah Ah Pek.
Lu olang cakap as long as ada empat kaki, lu hantam. Meja (also empat kaki) pun boleh makan kah? Jadi apahat lu cakap itu budu ”too pungent for my liking”? Haiya Unker, apart from the RPG, itu budu don't pray pray ohh. Read history lah; ancient kingdoms of the Kra Isthmus went to war over gold, pretty damsels and .... budu production maaa ...
Come to think of it, a good dose of the Cap Sedap Sengoti, 1998 Vintage (good year, mild monsoon), would reform the likes of jebat's fren and the assorted lost MT Junkies here.
Unker Yew,
Planter memang macam Unker Yew nih.
By any chance been to Dublin Kulim? (Jangan berangan kat Ireland pula).
Pagi petang golfing, then off to clubhouse.. nyok nyek nyok nyek, tombolas, karaoke, tennis, your bini pun nyok nyek nyok nyek with the ladies group!!
Boring, keluaq hutan, Unker go to Macau (berangan kat Monaco), shopping Hongkong, (berangan kat Paris)…
Apa lagi nak buat while waiting for the Teak to mature?l
Like KM mentioned, Makan tibai semua, – tibia tupai, biawak, sang kancil, landak, babi hutan and daging monyet, ular (rusa terpaksa sembelih dalam hutan dan tanam tulang/kepala/kulit takut PHutanan tangkap lu)
Well, why don’t you spend some of these precious time, go help educate Apek2 yang angkuh yang kononnya mengaku dah lama bertandang kat Malaysia, tapi cara hidup NGANGA pu chi tau macam Apek baru saja berlabuh dari Tongkang?
Tongkang
Man, if you guys think Rezuan is polished and cultured, you must be drunk or high...
this Rezuan is a sorry example of the majority of the "graduates" that make up our younger generation, yang sudah hilang identity Melayu dan identity Islam...neither here nor there..."shalom" is just one example of his compass gone haywire.
THIS/HE represents one of the problems we need to tackle in order to get the nation back on track esp the Malay/Muslims.
Astonia Martinez Vantagia 1977
Assalamualaikum Laser Blade,
Come on guys, enough with the suspicion. I'm here to engage.
When my wayward friend gave me the link to Demi Negara blog, I came here to check it out KijangMas opinion. I have been told KijangMas is racist, but after reading his posts, to say KijangMis is racist is a too-simplistic & over-simplification kind of statement.
For me, KijangMas deeply understood the "complexity of our social order" and I think it's because his knowledge in history. ( read his Malay Patani posts ). I really hope KijangMas going to write the history of Malays back in the times of the Malacca.
And if you are honest & think without bias, KijangMas force of argument is powerful, that you can't just put aside and disagree. You have to agree with some of his powerful argument & analysis on the characteristics on the non-Malays.
KijangMas fights with his force of argument, and not through argument of force. And that's where I got hooked. ( Please people, ini bukan bodek, atau menjilat ).
But what I truly believe is that, there is higher truth as envision by Allah in the Quran.
There must be some catch on why Allah created us into nations & tribes. That's what I wanna know. I wanna know how to find the fine-line especially in our Malaysia context.
That's why I'm here.
"O Mankind, We created you from a single (pair) of a male and a female and made you into nations and tribes, that you may know each other. Verily the most honored of you in the sight of God is he who is the most righteous of you" (Quran 49:13).
jebat's fren PWNED beyond repair. hehehe
Kembara Politik said (March 21, 2009 5:22 PM)
Uncle Dal:
Assalamualaikum, Hi & Hello! :)
Send my regards to Tok Ki Long!
Untie Zazaland:
Assalamualaikum, Hi & Hello! :)
I'm here to join you & Uncle Dal.
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zazaland said...
Hi Kembara Politik,
W'kum salam.
At last you're here ....I'm sure Pakcik Dal is happy too as well as KM...
March 22, 2009 5:41 PM
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Alaaahai. Macam mana saya boleh miss bahagian ni. Sorrylaaa Sdr KembaraPolitik dan Pn. Zaza.
Wa alay kum salam semua. Ni tanda dah nyanyok ni. Mata rabun pulak tu. Terlalu exited masuk sini, sampai tak sedar orang bagi salam.
Kalau tuan puan kata saya sombong, saya tidak salahkan kalian. Memang kelakuan saya sombong kalau macam ini … orang bagi salam tidak sambut. Kesalahan macam ini jadi dosa yang tak tanggal selagi tuan puan tidak ma’afkan. Maafin deh. Ngak sengaja kok.
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Ahlan wa sahlan. Welcome. Selamat datang Sdr Kembara Politik. Satu windu kita tunggu-tunggu akhirnya tiba juga.
Sekarang majlis di sini bertambah meriah … bertambah penyumbang baru dari kedua-dua belah barisan.. 47 orang semuanya.
Omong, you said,
"I kinda share the same sentiment
too polished, too cultured, too trained
too full name too ...
gosh, must have been the spy thrillers (or is it?)"
- That is why I need my Glock ....where is it by the way?
@Anonymous: Assalamualaikum Astonia Martinez Vantagia 1977.
this Rezuan is a sorry example of the majority of the "graduates" that make up our younger generation, yang sudah hilang identity Melayu dan identity Islam...neither here nor there..."shalom" is just one example of his compass gone haywire.
People make conjecture, and conjecture is no substitute of truth.
Rezuan Asrah,
Sorry, you have to cut that surah out. It is too à la Harris Abraham@PeoplesParliament. That act is too common already.
Over there, it is always surah here surah there but eventually it is not really a blog whereby an ordinary Malay/Muslim Malaysian feels really comfortable unless you agree with everybody ie. condemn anything Malay/Islam as much as possible ......it defeats the purpose of having the surah from the Holy Quran.
No, Rezuan Asrah, you have to try another trick. We're waiting.
Salam Pakcik Dal.
Ngak apa apa sih, gue maafin dong...
Orang tua Pakcik, macam macam karenah, saya harap Pakcik tak ada Alzheimer dah lah ...mana Long?
ps .......KP, KP where are you?
Dal,
Amboi tajamnya pemerhatian dan analisa yang dibuat. Sampai jumlah peserta dari setiap belah pihak pun boleh dinyatakan. 47 orang kesemuanya? Ini bermakna Uncle Dal bukannya nyanyuk...tapi terlebih kritis dan terlalu detail orangnya.
P/S: KM dah lenyek lumat jebat's fren yang sepatutnya hanya layak memakai nick "the Ah Soh Brigade commandos' fren". Dal, ada apa-apa yang nak ditambah lagi pada 'luka' si 'the Ah Soh Brigade commandos' fren' ni? Rasanya dah cukup perit dah kena dengan KM. Rasanya dia dah tak nak lagi bagi komen. Mesti dah balik ke sarang mengadu kena 'pukul' di Demi Negara.
Rezuan,
Askm,
That verse you quoted is TRUE. But we must also remember that at the TOP of the agenda of these Bangsa Malaysia anasir2 yg dubious is to equalize all religions ala hippy communes and breed more Charles Manson-types who disembowel pregnant starlets.
Yes,Islam is about justice and care for all regardless of race and religions BUT the problem here is that some people have no respect/do not care/want to destroy the sanctity of this precious gift from Allah SWT.
They want a Bangsa Malaysia mengikut acuan Amerika/sekular/tanpa batasan/Godless.
That we cannot allow.
The bangsa Melayu (ie tuan2) must get back to basics of who they ultimately are. Merely nationalists or the chosen ones given His Amanah to lead/protect the many different peoples/tribes/races who choose to bernaung di bawah Tanah Melayu/ Raja2 Melayu and hope for a good, peaceful life.
"purr purr needs catnip"
Fellas, look who's complaining about the freedom of expression-- it's the 'celaka'ed champion of freedom of speech! He he he..
Rezuwan Asrah,
I LOVE THIS ARTICLE THAT YOU DIRECTED US TO READ…..
“””http://news.slashdot.org/news/08/10/06/1952201.shtml
XchristX (839963) on Tuesday October 07, @02:53AM (#25282521)
...Given that Malaysia practices the most cruel and frightening kind of racial discrimination against Chinese and Indian minorities in all of South-East Asia, with their Nazi-like (and I'm not Godwinning here) racist ideologies of Ketuanan Melayu (Malay Supremacy) and Bumiputra (meaning "sons of the soil, which literally resembles Nazi Germany's "Blut und Boden" or "Blood and Soil") and engages in state sponsored discrimination against Indians and Chinese, I would imagine that some kind of aggressive change is long pending. That or remove the minorities from the country before the Malay racists conduct genocide on them all (which is their eventual intent).
I;ve spoken to many overseas Chinese and Indians in he country, and most are literally afraid for their lives.
Parts of Kuala Lumpur look like Russian Shtetls, or the Warsaw Ghettoes of WW-II, with violent, Malay mob-imposed racial segregation, discrimination and stigmatization.
Notice how the racist GP stigmatizes, demonizes and dehumanizes Chinese and Indian minorities as "not tied to identity", just like the Nazis stigmatized Jews as "alien non-Aryans and unbound to the blood and soil of Germany", or whatever.
Numerous international NGO's have detailed files on the massive levels of Jim Crow-style racial stigmatization of minorities that takes place across Malay society, their media, their government, all their major institutions, and the like.
Malaysia is a massive genocide waiting to happen, unless some kind of change isn't implemented NOW, preferably through international condemnations and sanctions of some kind.””
….Come to my area REZUWAN and see how these people are TRULY SUFFERING.
One Apek owns a row of 15units 3storey shoplot and my immediate neighbour Apek have one each for his 4children –
Maybe these APEKs are so badly discriminated against such that majority of them could afford to buy all these properties?
Hehehe, kesian bila dengar cerita Chinese and Indian “milionairities”, eh tersalah eja minorities pula.
Rezuwan, kau claim these to come from intelligent sources?
You ni semput silap makan budu tainted with melamine kut?
Kawan Rapat Apek
Zazaland (March 26, 2009 7:22 PM) asked:-
"... my Glock, KijangMas?? mana?"
and (March 28, 2009 6:07 PM) said:-
"That is why I need my Glock ...where is it by the way?"
Ok, ok, ......... here, take my trusted anti-blogoshitoritis special edition of the Glock 26 WebEnforcer. Aim slightly below the fat butt and watch out for the recoil.
Auntie Zazaland,
Miss me already huh? (Gurau je). Haha.
Hey! There's nothing wrong with Uncle Dal's brain. No Alzheimer’s disease. 100% positive!
Guess what? He still managed to obtain a very useful data. I never know that we have 47 from both sides.
P/S: Uncle Dal is over 65 years of age? Semoga dipanjangkan usia, dimurahkan rezeki. Amin Ya Rabbal Alamin.
Heh heh .. Rezuwan Arsah .. man from behind the curtain .. endowed with 1000 faces .. nursing hidden agendas .. referenced from super hindraf blog .. armed with damaging information .. only to be smoked out by Secret Anons Services (DM anti-espionage units) within a few hours of being smuggled into the border.
Tell you what Rezuwan Arsah .. turn coat .. be a double agent .. earn double .. privileged twin citizenship .. the best part is .. can keep one wife here .. original wife in your motherland.
But if you are a true HE-MAN, .. I am sure you are .. your wide range of knowledge says so .. please accept us as your kins .. so far you've provided colour to our exchanges .. varieties to our temperaments .. and makes our atmosphere that more bright and cheerful.
Serious. Bang Mat Cendana can vouch for me.
@Anonymous Kawan Rapat Apek: Assalamualaikum,
On the comment by xChristx from Slashdot, it's pretty clear that the dude was exaggerating. It's like Hindraf claiming that there are genocides done by the Malays. It's not true. We all know that. I didn't buy that lie.
I do not whole-heartedly agree with all the Malaysia-bashing opinions in that forum. Yes, I do have "confirmation-bias" like you too, but we can always learn from the dichotomy.
@Laser Blade: Salam,
Sorry, you have to cut that surah out. It is too à la Harris Abraham@PeoplesParliament. That act is too common already.
Are you saying that the verse from Quran is equivalent to Harris Abraham@PeoplesParliament?
Does Harris Abraham@PeoplesParliament holds the copyright of the Quran?
Astaghafirullahhallazim ..
Are you rejecting Allah's word? Please explain, I'm confused here.
Over there, it is always surah here surah there but eventually it is not really a blog whereby an ordinary Malay/Muslim Malaysian feels really comfortable unless you agree with everybody
Hmm... did you just admit your ignorance? Are you scared of differing opinions? I believe that wasn't what you meant.
By the way, my time is so precious that I only read very few blogs. Demi Negara is one of it. ( KijangMas : Next article .. ?? ).
Harris Abraham@PeoplesParliament is definitely not one of it.
Rezuwan, kau claim these to come from intelligent sources?
FYI, the people hang out on Slashdot are mainly the software/system engineers from Google, Amazon, Yahoo, Apple, etc etc and other brilliant engineers/programmers of open-source softwares from around the globe.
The "a bunch of sad phuckers with zits passing time in between video game wank sessions while dreaming of Angelina Jolie".
The nerds who wrote the software & tools that you use to gain more knowledge from the internet.
For me, they are the modern "Al-Khwarizmis, Al-Farabis, Averroes etc etc". If you don't think they arent's intelligent enough, that's your prerogative.
I ain't going to debate about that.
@Anonymous "purr purr" : Selamat malam,
They want a Bangsa Malaysia mengikut acuan Amerika/sekular/tanpa batasan/Godless.
I am not saying that there are no "instigators". Of course there are. Anwar Ibrahim is one. ca-ya-nun-alip pun ramai.
By thy fruits, shall ye know them.
But did you know that Averroes is the father of secularism? Huh.. weird right? Heretic I would say ?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Averroes
You know what, I'm started to feel that I am a "pengacau" here. If you guys think I am a persona non grata, tell me, saya akan berundur diri.
La vache! Il est "tacticool", 9mm Parabellum .....mamma mia...it's small, compact and concealable ..without that added stuff...
Thanks KijangMas. I'll practise with the Légionnaires....I'm pretty sure they know more tricks to make some damn scums recoil from the impact .....the fat butt sounds good as a bull's eye....
Rezuan Asrah:
"saya bukan spy Mossad. Saya Melayu Muslim seperti anda juga."
Again! Tsk tsk tsk. Same weird logic. As if Malay Muslims cannot be a spy for Mossad? In fact, what could be more effective than a Malay Muslim infiltrating the ranks of Malay Muslims?
But, hey, at least the boy's consistent in his fallacy.
Rezuan Asrah:
"The nerds who wrote the software & tools that you use to gain more knowledge from the internet."
Methinks the argument being attempted here is:
1. Nerd Group X write software & tools that make the interweb work.
2. Ergo, Nerd Group X intelligence also applies when making political commentary.
Again: WTF? The logic does not compute.
I have come across your species before. You have no original argument, and your one-trick pony is to "ask innocent questions" so that when people answer you may "deconstruct" said arguments and make them "question their own beliefs" and "uncover the "inherent flaw" in their reasonings, thus "lead them" to the "Truth" as defined by "yourself".
Socratic, my arse.
"1. Nerd Group X write software & tools that make the interweb work.
2. Ergo, Nerd Group X intelligence also applies when making political commentary."
That is:
atap rumah aku bocor itu hari, habis aku perbaik sendiri masih juga tiris. Jadi aku panggil tukang mari datang perbaik. Dia datang dengan beg penuh alat, dia sudah 30 tahun jadi tukang paip. Dia perbaik. Kemudian atap rumah aku tidak lagi bocor. Wah, bagus ini tukang!
Jadi aku tanya dia:
"Enjin kereta aku selalu keluar asap hitam, apa masalahnya?"
Dia jawab tak tahu, tapi kalau aku hendak pasang sinki dalam kereta, bolehlah dia buatkan.
Itulah baru orang yang intelektual namanya.
Rezuan Asrah (March 30, 2009 2:03 AM)said:-
"You know what, I'm started to feel that I am a "pengacau" here. If you guys think I am a persona non grata, tell me, saya akan berundur diri."
I can see the jury's still out on you from the DN Knights. San Peng did say that "so far you've provided colour to our exchanges .. varieties to our temperaments .. and makes our atmosphere that more bright and cheerful." Others, not so charitable for multiple reasons. Stick around for now.
Rezuan Arsah;
Little loving nibbles are taken at you no doubt; but it's relentless I agree.
It's only a show of mock hostilities normally mated out to new intakes at police or army cadets' everywhere.
What? You mau undur diri? Do I see signs of buckling up under strains here?
Agree with Tuan KijangMas, I vote for San Peng.
Rezuan Asrah.
Dude, do not put words in my mouth. If you read carefully on what I wrote, you know jolly well that it wasn't what you stated it out to be ......Inspite of you being intelligent, I am surprised by the level of your 'intelligence'.
Anyway, to cut long story short, I won't argue with you on petty things like that....
Rezuan Asrah, the owner of this blog has asked you to stay, so, stay then....
I'll leave you alone for the moment, BUT, I'll be watching you....that's for sure....
Salam.
off topic here, KM dont u think your obsession with guns is a bit overboard? Cant blame you though, staying in the US can do that to you.
Picked up a gun magazine last week, couldnt stand it. Made me sick how Americans are addicted to everything military. Norman Mailer can tell you a thing or two about American gun addiction.
And btw yes, budu rocks! I think there are 2 type of ppl in this world- the Kelantanese and the ones who want to be Kelantanese! haha.
Hi Kembara Politik,
Nice to know that you're still around.
I was joking about that Alzheimer thing...Pakcik Dal's brain function VERY well.....100/100 ..
(btw Pakcik Dal, I'm 'nicer' than you, I give you 100/100 on the spot....unlike you, hehe).
47 people? me too..I didn't count..
Pakcik Dal is a prolific writer...His writings ada ooommphhh!!! lah ..I am his number one fan. Pakcik Dal, can you sign my autograph book? please ....
San Peng said,
Quote - "Heh heh .. Rezuwan Arsah .. man from behind the curtain .. endowed with 1000 faces .. nursing hidden agendas .. referenced from super hindraf blog .. armed with damaging information .. only to be smoked out by Secret Anons Services (DM anti-espionage units) within a few hours of being smuggled into the border.
Tell you what Rezuwan Arsah .. turn coat .. be a double agent .. earn double .. privileged twin citizenship .. the best part is .. can keep one wife here .. original wife in your motherland." - Unquote
That's damn cute!!
Sorry San Peng, I would like to add something else to my comment just now.
"It's damn cute and real funny!"
voilà.
PirateKing (March 27, 2009 10:47 AM) said:-
"Take a break and join me at my hideaway,,,where life is easy ... Kapas island-lah. where at ?,,,Capt's Longhouse"
Interesting cross-selling here. Very entrepreneurial.
Anyway, where do you think I’ve been these past two weeks? Riding bisons in the blizzard in Bushwhack, North Dakota? Evading LAPD vs. The Cribbs crossfire in Crenshaw Blvd, South-Central LA?
Nope.
I’ve been travelling up and down the East Coast of the Malay Peninsula – from Singgora (Songkhla) to Cherating to soak in the sights and sounds in my regular ritual to regain some much-needed sanity and context of my existence. It was supposed to be a week out of every other month but I’ve made it semi-indefinite this time as the lifestyle and allure of the East Coast have become much more compelling.
I've spent some time in the Kuala Besut-Penarek area of Trengganu’s Kelantanese-speaking north coast and didn’t do much except for casual fishing, lazing on the pristine white sand beaches, partaking in the huge choice of incredible local delicacies that cost almost nothing, and going local, immersing myself into the local populace in my RM3.90 Tesco T-Shirt, faded denim cut-offs, worned sandals and pasar malam Ferrari Gear baseball cap. And the damsels ... wow. Talk about natural beauty. No need whitener and moisturiser and whatnot here. Fantastique. Thank Tuhan I’m a Kelantanese! And thank Tuhan for Budu and Ikan Bakar.
Kuala Trengganu is getting to be a cool place. Not quite the Old World character of Kota Bharu, but much more potential with the obvious Wang Ehsan spillover on the economy and gorgeous natural sights, with hills overlooking the huge river and pristine beaches. Reminds me of San Diego, without the gun-totting Amigo or Bratha demanding a free lunch.
Oil money can do wonders indeed. Went to Masjid Kristal. Nice but someone better do some Windex glass treatment soon lest the “crystal” would petrify into grimy “stained glass” very soon in that climate. Performed Solat Maghrib there with my young son and lazed away the night on the riverfront embankment. Also visited the adjacent Islamic Civilisation Theme Park, with scaled detailed replicas of the world’s historic mosques. Still deciding whether it was Wang Ehsan well-spent but at least the replica of Masjid Jamek Patani, my sentimental favourite, was given prominence in a choice spot across from Masjid Negara. Symbolisms galore ...
Well, I’m now still in the East Coast, been busy with some family birthday the past 3-4 days and now in the mood to teroka the myriad of hamlets linked by the intricate web of narrow kampung roads deep in the paddy fields and dusuns of the fertile, densely populated Kelantan Delta. I was driving my friend’s beat-up 1997 Kancil 850cc (repainted psychedelic purple complete with balls-of-fire pinstripes by his twiced-Hajied 70-somethin’ dad) on an old road between Melor and Bachok and a thought struck me. I asked myself, imagine if Karpal the Celaka King or Loh Gwo Burne or Teresa Kok got stuck here in the middle of rural Kelantan, the land of unambigious ethno-cultural and linguistic pride and awareness, where homogeneity is almost complete. They'll be paraded as freaks of nature! And imagine a Haris Teapot Candlelight Vigil here? The locals would think these swarthy, noisy, ugly-lookin’ "foreigners" in funny dialects must be hunting for belalangs and cengkeriks with their candles and cheap bright T-Shirts to satisfy their Pagan culinary habits.
Wanna preach your Malaysian Malaysia BS here? Ha ha ha. Yeah, THIS is the natural habitat of the REAL Anak Bangsa Malaysia, and they don’t need any phony Manglish-accented guy/gal to lecture them on some fantasised composite of a fake Anak Bangsa Malaysia who could hardly speak Bahasa Malaysia.
Zaza, you are too kind .. too lavish with your praise for me. You make me blush like a 16yr old lass. There are others who deserve more.
I'm nowhere near to Tuan KijangMas' fire power and force of his 1000-rounds-a-minute very serious but ticklish arguments; beyoud comparison to Tuan Apocryphalist's power of logick and analysis; nothing like the "bersahaja sembang-sembang" way of Tuan SatD, whose flair of genius makes "kacang puteh" out of complex economical analysis; and nothing like the finesse of Bang MatCendana's reporting whose one simple two-sentenenced-paragraph covers and connects several items of many sources. It is as if he is endowed with an eye that covers this huge sphere ... only as big as a dulang.
Serious. They are all sifus to me.
Wow. Tuan KijangMas.
Your last comment, describing the lustful virgin east coast, almost makes me forget that the chelaka DAP and laknat PKR are turning our beloved nation into one gigantic jembalang-haunted house.
How do you know Haris Ibrahim is a Muslim? Do you have proof?
Hoi KM,
Wah u oso know how to romanticize/fantasize so much. Can or not from corporate high flyer to kampong beach bum, from humvee to kancil? Must be lots of potholes in those parts of the world. Talking about potholes;
What’s the difference between a pothole & a politician? >>>> U would swerve to avoid the pothole…..kakaka…..That’s why u needs to drive a humvee, not a kancil lah for full maximum impact!
Regards,
Unker Yew; Got lei'd in Hawaii :)
P/S – Do u think orang putih like herr Voren wud luv Budu, likewise durians too. He’ll probably blurt out “Taste like heaven but smell like sh*t”!! puke…
salam bro KijangMas...
taman tamadun islam is a waste...many other things can be done with that amount of money....
i find the midget size replicas a mockery...might as well build a virtual reality walkabout of these places n collect artifacts from all over the world.....
cant wait for ur next yum yum article
KM,
You got that right.
My heartstrings also pulling towards Terengganu. Just aint no place like it. Funny for someone whose has not one drop of darah melayu...hahaha...fell in love the first time I saw those kampung houses by the idyllic beaches in 1986 in cherating and upwards. Dreaming of buying a piece of that kampung heaven since that first day.
Been wanting to cash in now, uproot and build a kampung house (terengganu or negeri) and stay there. All one needs are the kids and the internet and the sea...(khalas!)
And the men...the likes of Husam...also no need calvin kleins or david beckham pansy-like facial routines...hahaha
(some resorts up for sale in Kapas btw, but no glitzy modern plans anyone!..back to basics/simplicity is the key word...)
purr purr
Salam Tuan KijangMas.
Tumpang lalu sikit ye, Tuan.
Pakcik Dal.
You are so modest. I am not joking and I'm sure a lot of people here agree with me. I enjoy your write ups on so-po issues. Your writing reminds me of a certain Israeli writer, oh, can't remember his name .....I am not an insensible person Pakcik, I can feel the emotions that engulfed you when you wrote your pieces even through cyberspace. Ok, enough, I won't make you cry with my revelations.
For Apo and Tuan KijangMas, I had already said before, I would buy their books if ever they decide to compile their writings in a book form .....
For Satd, he is a genius. You should read what satd wrote when he 'hentam-ed' that Skilgannon persona in Rocky's blog. Of course, don't talk about his monkeys lah. They are more intelligent than the 'cacing kerawits' that can be found in M'sian blogosphere.
For Mat Cendana, wanna know my impression? Well, please don't laugh people....
In my humble opinion (you guys don't have to agree with me ok), Mat is a romantic writer. I can feel the 'romanticism' of Mat in his writings. Furthermore, he writes damn well. His mastery of the English language gives me the impression of walking in a quaint English village, enjoying the sound of the birds and the bees flying and singing to the rythm of Mother Nature in spring (like right now).
This is also one of the reasons Mat, why I could not do it. I am not up to your standard. Don't want to disappoint you or your fans.
Well people, I'm stopping now, enough revelations for one day. Err ....where is my kleenex? ...I think I have something in my eyes ...
I would like to have a "rumah atas air" on a small island, hopefully in the Nusantara region. It would be like going back to my childhood 'era' where I used to "lepak" at my aunt's place in one of the small islands off Singapore. I loved the simplicity of the islanders and the abundance of Tuhan's gifts to mankind that came from the sea.
I can just imagine having my "rumah atas air" with my sampan beside it, a Brazilian hammock just outside the house, a tv - for my kid to watch his Cartoon Network, a computer (with internet connection)...and my loved ones ....this is perfect. Simple, basic and yet full of meaning..
Pakcik Dal,
5th line from the top of my comment, should be read as "insensitive" instead of 'insensible' ....I was thinking in French when I wrote that .....not that it's wrong, but I prefer the former...
Sorry.
Salam Zazaland,
haiya...just write lah...they all they all lah...you you lah...why wan compare2 wan...you different story they different story...if all same story...boring lah like that wan...
don't cry2...marie antoinette never cry wan...hehe (I think maybe she peed in her pants when the blade came downlah...;)
just write lor...
write for yourself, not for anyone else...who cares if only the bulan and bintang baca...they are good company anyway...they just shut up and look pretty and twinkle...
la tigresse
Dal said:-
"Your last comment, describing the lustful virgin east coast, almost makes me forget that the chelaka DAP and laknat PKR are turning our beloved nation into one gigantic jembalang-haunted house."
Pakcik Dal, thank Tuhan our East Coast has been spared the mayhem and pestilence spawned by these DAP and PKR nation-wreckers. Obviously demographics play the major factor, with an overwhelmingly homogeneous, cohesive populace guided by shared values and spiritual aspirations.
Of course East Coast politics has always been exciting, robust and dynamic, but it is based purely on ideology and political dogma between the same Malay populace. There is none of the West Coast-type sick, crippling societal breakdown instigated by belligerent Pakatan subversives bent on destroying and supplanting the prevailing social order with their anti-Malay neo-social paradigm underpinned by revisionist historiography and a mind-boggling insistence on further contaminating our social order with indigestible chunks of Kwangtung and Tamil Nadu socio-cultural and linguistic markers that have been and will continue to be the major impediment to social cohesion and the formation of the true 51-year-too-late Anak Bangsa Malaysia.
Of course, this very social cohesion and lack of racial issues in the East Coast have somewhat “clouded” the eyes of the Kelantan-based PAS spiritual leadership, where they view the non-Malays (which are nothing more than inconsequential non-threatening assimilated social trinkets in these parts) as honest-to-goodness naturalised citizens seeking shelter under the Malaysian sun and hence deserving of the age-old Malay hospitality spiced with strong Islamic charitable imperatives. Yup, apply this utopian Kelantan Pondok philosophy to the kurang ajar, tak mau cakap Melayu and anti-Melayu DAP and PKR thugs and we have the current irrational collaboration between PAS and these unrepentant CPM Revivalists to the great detriment of the West Coast states.
As for your eminently-described “lustful virgin east coast,” stock-up on the Aslian akar kayu and similar paraphernalia and take a slow drive up the coast with your Panca Indera on full Power On mode. Take a stroll on the desolate beaches off the beaten path, stop by for kopi-o at some decrepit warong and ... bingo ... you will catch a glimpse of the angelic damsel, not much, perhaps some betis and a tumit (where the translucent skin reveals the veins, ha ha … an archaic Kelantanese expression of a maiden’s fairness, perhaps better expressed in German!) but enough to induce silent convulsions in the senses of grown man, RPG and all.
you will catch a glimpse of the angelic damsel, not much, perhaps some betis and a tumit (where the translucent skin reveals the veins, ha ha … an archaic Kelantanese expression of a maiden’s fairness, perhaps better expressed in German!) but enough to induce silent convulsions in the senses of grown man, RPG and all.
oh gross out KM! didja just describe your orgasm?
Tommy Yew said:-
"Hoi KM,Wah u oso know how to romanticize/fantasize so much. Can or not from corporate high flyer to kampong beach bum, from humvee to kancil?"
Haiya Unker Yew, you think slayers of Pengkhianat Bangsas cannot be hopeless romantics ka? And what’s the problem with a Kancil? To me it’s the optimum vehicle for negotiating narrow country lanes and to appear incognito in crowded places.
We must be versatile lah, Unker. Cannot always demand Business Class and a nine-course Tai Thong feast wherever you go. Often, life is more fun and free-n-easy at the grassroots, away from the pomp and pageantry of the Stuffy Class. Believe me.
As for wheels, of course lah I have my fleet in KB and KL. Just in case ...
Zazaland said:-
"I can just imagine having my "rumah atas air" with my sampan beside it, a Brazilian hammock just outside the house, ... "
Yes indeed, Zazaland. Nice and simple. Waah, the DN Knights are all becoming melancholic romantics ka? I'm getting teary eyed now. Maybe it's time to empty a few rounds of my KhianatBuster into the South China Sea tonite.
Bro satD, yes, I appreciate your viewpoint on the Taman Tamadun Islam. A virtual reality walkabout is indeed an interesting concept.
To DN Knights, I’ve received many requests via e-mail for my thoughts on the new UMNO leadership and Najib's premiership. I had planned to do a piece on Budu as well as my latest kopitiam chit chat with my friend Robin. Remember Robin? Ok, which one you folks prefer? UMNO politics, Budu the miracle elixir or Robin Returns? Your choice.
Write about the life and times of the Deerhunter aka KM...;)
Boring lah pasal politik dan perkauman ni dah...muak...
Salam KM,
Not sure bout Budu, UMNO...too much politics, Robin...YESSS.
Salams All..
Sir Dal n mademoiselle zaza u r too kind with ur observation...n yes MatCendana is mr romantik big time.... wish he would write a script about his journey towards recovery
bro KijangMas
I'm torn ....any chance to squeeze robin having his first budu while chatting about UMNO election results
;)
Anonymous said...
you will catch a glimpse of the angelic damsel, not much, perhaps some betis and a tumit (where the translucent skin reveals the veins, ha ha … an archaic Kelantanese expression of a maiden’s fairness, perhaps better expressed in German!) but enough to induce silent convulsions in the senses of grown man, RPG and all.
oh gross out KM! didja just describe your orgasm?
April 2, 2009 10:23 PM
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Anon April 2, 2009 10:23 PM
That’s your read of Tuan KijangMas’ latest salvo? Oh gross out Anon. You imagine what he said as depicting the supreme culmination .. the tutup tirai of the play, “when it is all over … in the end … the o....m … the end?” How boyish. Its the prologue of a warmingup fore...y.
You see. Every one has to go through 3 stages of life.
Stage one. Bujang. One must have a “pandangan hidup”. Pandang aja …dah hidup. According to your evaluation, what you quoted should be something before this stage one.
Stage two. Getting bored with … Here one must have a “pegangan hidup” to chase away all forms of boredom. Kena pengang-pegang … baru hidup.
Stage three. Stage of surrendering to fate. No more fight. Like me .. oghe tuo. Here one must have “bantuan hidup”. Tak daa bantuan luar … tak hidup.
I think you Anon are a budak ingusan … baru tengok sikit betis, sikit tumit … tuduh KM pulak yang o..….m. Chit. Malu sikit. Belum juang dah kalah. Patutlah malu tulis nama … nama samaran pun jadilah.
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Tuan KijangMas;
Whatever you write, we will read, and re-read, and re-……; even the comment section is still a very entertaining read.
Salaam.
Tuan KijangMas said this:
"Ok, which one you folks prefer? UMNO politics, Budu the miracle elixir or Robin Returns? Your choice."
Me, I want Robin Returns, but what about Batman or Badmen, Tuan??? lol...
All 3 lah apa lagi. Cant wait for your articles KM!
KijangMas,
DN Knight pun romantik gak, bkn setakat pandai bg hujah, ayat2 yg tajam lagi pedas sj.
ai, ramai lak ckp pasal kampung, suasana tenang...rindunya suasana kampung halaman..
"To DN Knights, I’ve received many requests via e-mail for my thoughts on the new UMNO leadership and Najib's premiership. I had planned to do a piece on Budu as well as my latest kopitiam chit chat with my friend Robin. Remember Robin? Ok, which one you folks prefer? UMNO politics, Budu the miracle elixir or Robin Returns? Your choice."
robin?yg kena saman marahkan polis tu ke?pastu nak bg rasuah lak..tapi kena pilih ke?aaa...yg maa satu ni...aaa.robin la.nak pilih politik,stok Mo Ka For xda.nak pilih budu, kalu dah terliur sangat nak cr budu kat mana?kalu jumpa pun, x best makan sorang2...ok muktamad.sy pilih robin..
Robin, oh Robin .. si apek tegar yg manyak komplen. Idup lagi ke si apek nih?
Hahaha Pakcik Dal, u tickle my gulis with ur spray on Anon 10:23pm. Cannot blame him/her what, Unker tot the same too, KM having a quiet TFK moment romanticizing, don’t know whether with his Eyes wide opened or closed tight2, squinting like.
Hey KM, it’s true what u said about good to be versatile & be romantic but at my old age, I don’t think I can handle all this tough & rough sort of lifestyle anymore; not fit already, cannot even last 1 round let alone 2.
Look like Robin returns is the popular choice. Say is Unker a bit like this Robin fella or not? So seriously is Robin u friend kah betul betul?
Unker Yew,
P/S – satD, how come u tak kirim me an ipod shuffle too, MC tak nak share pulak. Wah I’m so jealous lah but at the same time very happy for MC walaupun dia tak tahu. Tabik satD, u r ok punya member!
Tuan Dal...
Aiseh Bang,
Number 1: I'm a woman, I assume all men convulse and live to convulse (at least the ones i've known...sad kan?).
Number 2: it's a joke only lah...aiyah, KM also know lah ;) I know KM is the master of control and timing (don't ask how lah, but don't have naughty thoughts ah...tak baik fitnah...I takut dia RPG or HUMVEE me over...kena puji lah!)
Number 3: I thought with majority of men its like, wham, bam, convulse and roll over already and snore away, mam...didn't know men knew the meaning of "foreplay"!
Wah... you are one enlightened old man! Good for you, Bang!
gag order anon
OOOO! Abe Dal!
I reread what KM said: "but enough to induce silent convulsions in the senses of grown man, RPG and all."
KM said "in the senses"...not in "him"..sorry Bang Dal...too much of third rate novels I read....tu lah...salah tafsir!
Oh KM...I know you are the epitome of RPG macho-maleness. You would not "tewas" so easily... forgive me! I didn't bring my flak jacket...sob sob sob....
gag ordered
Onker Yew, Budu ist wunderbar. Und Durian ist fantastik. Bak Kut Teh, ….. aaarrgghh, ptuiiiiiii !!!
”purr purr”, wie alt sind Sie? Wo kommen Sie her? Zu like Husam? Zu hv seen KM? If Husam ist 8/10, then KM ist 11/10.
Budu or Robin or UMNO politik? Ich weiß nicht. Natürlich, es ist mir gleich Herr Robin. Das wäre großartig! Spielfuehrer KM, hat er Deutsche und Kelantanisch Untertitel?
Seien Sie vorsichtig!
Karl-Heinz Vorennisch
Jetzt im raum sehr schön Tok Bali, Pasir Puteh, Kelantanien
Herr Voren said: ”purr purr”, wie alt sind Sie? Wo kommen Sie her? Zu like Husam? Zu hv seen KM? If Husam ist 8/10, then KM ist 11/10.
Herr Voren,
Vat you ist saying? I ist nein understanding...please der translating! Danke!
" ja purr ist purring"
Oh shucks KM, I'll be damned!
I think I going to fall in love with Gag Order Anon. Gee she’s my kind of woman, on the same wavelength if u know what I meant. Where have u been hiding all this while???? Promise I’ll take my time with u, no wham bang thank u mam type. I even make a mean breakfast too!
I’m so excited,
Tommy.
P/S - D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F to what all u others think about me :)
Herr Tommy!
ewwww....(no pun intended)
"gag gag" (pun intended)
Dal wrote:
"Whatever you write, we will read, and re-read, and re-……; even the comment section is still a very entertaining read."
Haha, yes, unfortunately this is very true. I'm afraid im guilty of this as well. DM has been a regular cyber hangout for me.
Herr KM,
vhere ist my German spricht to Herr Voren? That course was damn expensive tau!
"ist purr böse Katze!!!"
Uncle Dal,
Haha. I love your 3 stages of life version.
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"Stage one. Bujang. One must have a “pandangan hidup”. Pandang aja …dah hidup. According to your evaluation, what you quoted should be something before this stage one.
Stage two. Getting bored with … Here one must have a “pegangan hidup” to chase away all forms of boredom. Kena pengang-pegang … baru hidup.
Stage three. Stage of surrendering to fate. No more fight. Like me .. oghe tuo. Here one must have “bantuan hidup”. Tak daa bantuan luar … tak hidup."
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Before stage one: Baru2 akil baligh. 'Bayangan hidup' stage. 'Bayang' then 'hidup'. The power of imagination is so strong during this stage of life.
Pre-Stage 3: 'Perjuangan hidup'. One must hardly 'berjuang' untuk 'hidup'. :P
Uncle Dal, maybe you can help me elaborate more on those 2 additional stages.
P/S: Sorry Auntie zaza. I'm a bit notty just now!
Salam KijangMas,
Next article pls. Can't wait!
Herr Voren,
ich bin zeitlos. Husam ist heiß. Kijangmas weiß ich nicht. Nie getroffen er. Husam ist 20/20. Das Geschenk des Gottes zu womenkind.
Ich bin ein Penangite.Mein Herz in Terengganu.
wiedersehen
Ich bin böse Katze "purr purr"
Unker Yew, I am happy that you have found your heart's desire.....may you live happy ever after mah ......don't forget to invite me when you do your yam-seng yam-seng hor.....
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Kembara Politik, how old are you? 12? 13? younger than Long? haha .....why you so notti one?...glad dat you come here often...went to yr abode, but always not in.....mana pegi?..
KM,
So nice to see the 3PMs together (new and ex), brought tears to my eyes esp semasa menziarah Pusara Alahyarham Tun Razak.
3 heads is better than one, and Najib sure is lucky to still have them around.
Kawan Rapat Apek.
Err...sorry KM, my German sucks...I think I musta said something wrong there with regards to you....hahaha...I meant to say "never met Kijangmas"...
oh vat ze hell!
Oh, was zum Teufel!!!!
Ich bin die Katze purr purr
Unker Yew?
Are you getting married to your wet dream?
And how will thee wed??? Tricky, man, real tricky one that! maybe KijangMas can whip up a beach do at Penarik? But you have to "come" all alone! Poor you. All dressed up in tux and no bride!
ewwww! ewwww!
Si "purr purr" dan jelmaan mcm2 yg dia reka ni sapa ah? Semua org dia ni dok cocok apahal?
Kacau daun lah sekor ni. Ada yg tak kena ni.
KM,
Tutorial for the benefit of those who want to German translation by purr purrr;
1. copy desired passage
2. http://babelfish.yahoo.com/translate_txt
3. Choose nak bahasa Tamil/China/French bla bla
4. click...
there you go,
You can now join purrr purrr,
Tongkang
Oh Tongkang, you are such a party pooper! ;)
zazaland, Dal, satD, san peng and all,
Been quite some time since I sent in a comment here. And last week was impossibly busy - in fact, I've not read the comments from the beginning of the week until just a few hours ago, despite having them delivered to the Inbox. There are certain days and weeks where you simply can't do anything else but face the thing that DEMANDS your full and continued attention.
After reading a few comments - especially the ones by zazaland and Dal... If I'm a woman, you will see my cheeks turning rosy Haha! You folks are so kind with your words. I certainly never expected it to come from zazaland especially. And I would have laughed too... except that I've learned to respect what others feel and think, and TRY to see from their viewpoint (and sometimes I fail despite this).
I wonder which of the meaning of "romantic" she has in mind, although I'd easily agree with one of the definitions: "Not sensible about practical matters; idealistic and unrealistic".
Anyway, your mentioning "in a quaint English village"... There's something I should tell you: Would you believe that one of the things very high on my list of what I want to do before I die is just that - to see and feel what a quaint English village looks like; with the old cottages with roses in the garden, and with moss on the walls outside.
And to visit old castles and imagine what it was like when there was a siege - the fear of losing and having your life forfeited (if you aren't rich enough to be held for ransom). Plus what it would have been like if I were to set out from one during one of those campaigns with Henry V on the continent. Would I have been at Agincourt 1415?
Ah, Yes - I know these English were such rascals then; and some were just plain evil during those campaigns with their looting and pillaging. But I'm seeing this from a Romantic's point of view remember?:-)
satD: Haha! ada sindir-sindir ye... As for san peng: YES, I can easily vouch for him... any hour and minute of the day.
Auntie Zazaland,
Of course I'm younger than Long. Long is 16! Remember? I’m 13 (31 actually).
I’m going nowhere my dear Auntie. Always in but just staring at the monitor, read and re-read all the posts and comments. Demi Negara is considered as my 2nd home. And not forgotten - Uncle Dal’s place! Hey, you should read Uncle Dal’s latest article entitled “Keranamu Malaysia”. A good read for a true Anak Bangsa Malaysia.
Hi people….….my, my, there’s this lost soul by the name of “la tigresse” who came to DN (April 2, 2009, 8.54 pm) searching for trouble with me.
“La tigresse” has nothing else to do folks…but she has appointed herself as my unofficial ‘nanny’. I am not even paying her.
Hello “la tigresse”, please stop comparing me with Marie Antoinette if you do not want me to compare you with Marie Madeleine. You are a resourceful woman, I’m sure you can google up to find out who Marie Madeleine was. Marie Antoinette was executed because she was being set up…. but Marie Madeleine was a dot dot dot . I wouldn’t want to be her. (Btw folks, I know that this “la tigresse” is a woman, I breathe in and out in French everyday, need I say more?).
Folks, this ignorant soul didn’t read properly or understand my comment. She ‘hentam-ed’ only. She said ….”haiya ..just write lah. ..they all they all lah...you you lah...why wan compare2 wan...you different story they different story...if all same story...boring lah like that wan.....”
Precisely, but what has it got to do with you? Compare what? Compare your stupid head for saying stupid things?
Wah-lau folks, now I have to tell you all a secret, don’t tell anybody ok …..….I deleted my blog (lady-zazaland.blogspot.com) because it was hacked …..only 2 days old but kena hacked already! Dammit, so, I decided to delete it ….nothing to do about readership ….Who cares? It was supposed to be a ‘syok sendiri’ blog ……I wrote what I liked …..Yeah, it was really sad you know, I cried 24/7 non stop till blood oozed out from my eyes ..hahahaha……
At the last part of my comment, I told Mat Cendana about something......only Mat C knew of what I was ‘talking’ about........Eh TST lah …..we don’t have to tell people, right? Honestly, it has got nothing to do with her……but she was blabbing blabbing about the stars and the moons etc …..hey, what the heck is this? I don’t need that ….. Look “la tigresse”, I was writing to Mat C and not to you…..why must be so nosey?….not your problem lah..
This lost soul also said, “don’t cry2.....marie antoinette never cry wan...hehe (I think maybe she peed in her pants when the blade came downlah...;)….” Hey, if I want to cry or laugh or whatever, does it concern you? Also, if you want to know if Marie Antoinette peed in her pants, go get executed yourself, then you’ll know first hand if MA had time to pee or not…….I think you would have diarrhoea on the spot ….hahaha......
What a bitch! Now, you’ll say it takes a bitch to know another bitch. Let’s ask the DN community. Yo people, ever since I “lepak” here, did I ever make fun or denigrate anyone? or calling people names like what this sick woman is doing now. Yeah, like as if I had nothing better to do. I won’t bother anyone unless I’m being attacked or provoked – like everybody here.
“La tigresse” @ Marie Madeleine, guess what, I’m not going to waste my time with you, it is not worth it. I think your head needs to be overhauled ASAP.
Btw, please do me a favour; LEAVE ME ALONE. Thank you.
(ps …….…. maybe “la tigresse” is jealous because I have undivided attention from the Gorgeous Knights of Deminegara).
KM, thanks to party pooper ‘no life’ Tongkang, I can now understand what Herr Voren says! But I doubt our “char seow” knnccb dialects can be translated, computer programme nanti melutup .
Hehehe, ok lah, gag anon, gag gag, ewwwww eweeee or AN, MT, unker just play along so that u have a happy weekend mah. Why lah go incognito, be proud of yourself, apply “Dilligaf” principle for those that belasah u. Oso people with high esteemed like yours truly & your tuan KM, love ourselves so much that we need to occasionally play with ourselves .
Cheers,
Unker Yew.
Whoooa, Mademoiselle Zaza is on de warpath. I dont blame la petite femme. The multi-ID culprit/instigator, meow-meow or whatever, also get on my nerves whenever I visit this blog.
Vive la Zazaland!
OOUUCHH … Unker Yew? Me no life?
Haiya..
Hmmm,
I love bird watching and bringing bananas to the monkeys in the jungles. Maybe this time I will get the them to help translate your partying and swimming activities in the woods pula! Lagi juicy…
Hehehehe… for the benefit of your poor overworked tired mahjong busy nyonya at home. OK lor, mai kong lor, its none of my business..
BUT.. hey, 50years business party’s over. BOOM BOOM BOOM..
Next time your scribbled bills , sporting lor sikit, no muka selamba with your wide smiles, JUST WRITE THEM OUT CLEARLY DALAM BAHASA MALAYSIA OK..
Senang sikit for orang Tanjung to implement CAT.
Tongkang
Hi KM,
Wah I think u ‘chiak boh liao’ with your legends of fairer sex fans in DN community….hehe.. I had just read this (London, betul punya kat UK, bukan berangan, ok Tongkang?));
Men really can laugh women into bed; beoz a sense of humour makes them seem more intelligent, psychologist say.
A study by Northumbria University shows that women think that funny men are smarter & more likely to be honest than more dour counterparts.
Researchers believe that could be the reason so many lonely heart ads placed by women seek ‘GSOH’ (good sense of humour) in a potential partner.
Maybe we can get Zaza or the Tigress or even ‘purr purr’ to shed some light on this. Knowing the Tigress so very well, she sure says "Light at the end of the tunnel is that from a coming train, kaboommm..".
Cheers,
Unker Yew
P/S – satD can get the crumbs……..kakaka…sori gang! What was that u said b4, KM; “The second mouse gets the cheese.”
Ayoyo Unker Yew,
No life? Share share lor.. why cekop and hide all for yourself only?
Lagipun memudahkan Orang Tanjung implement their CAT. The bundles of workshop bills that needed to get translated, kesian audit team aku yang bukan dari SJKC…
Anyway, I have lots of time to spare, hobby is BIRD WATCHING.. them with and without wings.
Maybe should send some of my birds to help translate your party and swimming activities in the Jungle too?
Kesian Nyonya you kat rumah, so bored, must mahjong while waiting for Tired husbands to come out of the jungle! He he.. – with birds without wings..
OK lor Unker, wont kacau your daun…
wa mei kong lor… I have to jet off to UK (Ulu Kelang - you better dont get it wrong for United Kingdom this time OK?)
Tongkang
Ki(and)jang MAS dan penganut2nya:
Balik KAMPONG baca manyak-manyat buku.
Tin Kosong berbunyi kuat.
Mana ada "pungut$" hali ini? Bilik Gerakan UMNO Pokok Assam?
Bilik Gerakan Tingkat 33 Bukit Aman?
Bilik Gerakan DPM - adoi silap taip?
Anak Bangsa Malaysia Tulin/Perak
Unker,
"purr purr" = meow meow = putty tadd = AnNimr = M Tigress
kam siah ....manyak manyak
- Flying Cowboy
Mat Cendana said,
"....to see and feel what a quaint English village looks like; with the old cottages with roses in the garden, and with moss on the walls outside."
You could try Cotswold, England ....or Shakespeare Country (Stratford upon Avon), England.
You won't be disappointed. Here is a description of Cotswold which I found online.
".....the area is well known for gentle hillsides (‘wolds’), outstanding countryside with river valleys, water meadows and beech woods, sleepy ancient limestone villages, historic market towns and for being so ‘typically English’ where time has stood still for over 300 years."
Also, if you go to Shakespeare Country, please do not forget to visit his family home. Look out for an apple tree in front of the house. Check its stem. There's a sign somewhere...someone wrote
'I was here. Z'....Guess who is Z.....
Tuanku KijangMas,
Ampun Tuanku.
How long do we have to wait for Robin's news? I can't wait anymore..too long already lah......
Daulat Tuanku KijangMas.
Ehhhh, dari lubang cacing mana pulak menjelma si bangsat "Anak Bangsa Malaysia Tulin/Perak" ni ahh?
Desperado upahan sang pencacai utk Ustadz Nga ke? Kah kah kah ...
A "cacing kerawit" has been reported MIA in Perak. Be careful, folks .... He could be the devil incarnate whose job is to pollute the M'sian nationalist blogs on behalf of his masters AnNizNgehNgah.....His name is Anak Bangsat Malaysia Tulin/Perak.
Unker Yew said:-
"Oso people with high esteemed like yours truly & your tuan KM, love ourselves so much that we need to occasionally play with ourselves."
Haiya Unker, you speak for yourself on this matter maaah, ha ha ha. I'm no aficionado on such deft, technical finger-paw calisthenics. But I would imagine you would be well-versed in this sort of knuckle-bustin' indulgence.
Unker Yew added:-
"KM having a quiet TFK moment romanticizing, don’t know whether with his Eyes wide opened or closed tight2, squinting like."
How about while smokin' a cigar and skinning a couple of musangs that have been stealin' the prized Ayé Seghamo in his KB dusun?
More Unker Yew:-
"Men really can laugh women into bed; beoz a sense of humour makes them seem more intelligent, psychologist say."
No wonder the lazy clowns and hilarious jerks parade their voluptuous trophies in their beat-up Proton Tiaras and grin at dour, lonely chauffeur-driven men in limousines at traffic lights. Oh, for your case Unker, the women usually laugh after you got them into bed upon revelation of the Yew Crown Jewelettes.
Unker, a wise Ah Pek might describe your lovelife as boh her hae mah ho. Beggars cannot be chosers maaah. Betul kah? Or is it bung kah tio lum par! Yeah, now try using the software to decipher those refined, upper-crust, stiff-upper-lip "char seow" knnccb dialect perfected by such avant-garde cultural icons as Unker Ham Sap Yew out of Chao Hai New Village.
Unker Yew also said:-
"Hi KM, Wah I think u ‘chiak boh liao’ with your legends of fairer sex fans in DN community ..."
Waulau Unker. Not "legends" maaah. Legions lah. TNS. "Legends" are applicable only to dead meat maaah. What am I gonna do with legendary cadavers and carcasses? Haiyah, you got fetish for the macabre ka?
I miss the antics of Rezuan Asrah. What happened to the kid?
John Cena
Pakcik Dal, thanks for straightening out Anon April 2, 2009 10:23 PM. Baru prelude dia ni dah anggap conclusion.
And your three stages of life is very true indeed. We could add another "stage" for the likes of Unker Yew: Stage Fright at the crucial time.
Pakcik Dal said:-
"Whatever you write, we will read, and re-read, and re-……; even the comment section is still a very entertaining read."
Pakcik, KM appreciates the support and commitment of stellar Knights such as yourself and many of our friends here. We are here Demi Agama, Bangsa dan Negara tercinta.
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Kembara Politik said:-
"Demi Negara is considered as my 2nd home."
Salam Sdr. Kembara. The rent to your "2nd home" is one week overdue. :)
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Kawan Rapat Apek said:-
"3 heads is better than one, and Najib sure is lucky to still have them around."
Najib is lucky to have TDM around. That's for sure. I know TDM and the galvanising qualities of this man; and no matter what happens in tomorrow's by-elections, this blessed country will be given the unique chance to relive the rule of law and administrative resoluteness of the pre-Pak Lah Era. Of course, the subversive nation-wreckers will see TDM's ascendancy from the opposite viewpoint. That's to be expected and understandable. No problem. Let them bathe in cold sweat. A key challenge for Najib is to navigate around public opinion landmines triggered by the KJ and the 304 Dwarfs millstone hung heavily around his neck. "Three-year Mothball" is the operative phrase here.
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Zazaland said:-
"How long do we have to wait for Robin's news? I can't wait anymore.."
Not too long Mademoiselle. I had to travel somewhere far on very short notice. Will meet Robin again in PJ when I return to Tanah Melayu in a couple of days. Will share our conversation in a new post.
Re: Rezuan Asrah
Funny I was thinking about him too.
Wonder where he is ....
- Nenek Kebayan
Hello Kembara,
Oh you're sweet 31, not too far from Long's age ....He's only 23 yrs old ...So, you've repented, good for you. No more Notti Boy! Then you have to pay up your rent ASAP lah...the Tuan is asking....
Yup, I went to Pakcik Dal's place ...and read the post on 'Keranamu Malaysia'...as usual Pakcik's piece is thought provoking......a good piece..
Salam.
“We could add another "stage" for the likes of Unker Yew: Stage Fright at the crucial time.” Says DM.
Q: Betul kaaa Unker Yew?
A: Unfortunately …. Betul laaa.
Waaa .. sebelum prelude? … Belum apa-apa lagi? Incredible. Macam S. Samsudin Seniman Bujang Lapok.
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Pendekalara dan Laser Blade …. Si Anak Bangsa Malaysia Tulin/Perak ni sound very mysterious kan? Mystery mistri ni seronok … suspen …
BTW Tuan-tuan Laser Blade, Libation Bearer dan Lipan Bara ni adek beradik ke? … hmmm .. banyaknya mistri …
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Pn Zazaland dan Bang Mat Cendana … saya setuju dengan Tuan SatD … kalian romentik gilerr …
Ni yang orang tak jemu kunjung padang lepak Tuan Demi Negara ni … macam-macam adaaa …
Ada mistreri … ada suspen … ada main pedang … main tembak-tembak … lawan meriam dan peluru berpandu pun ada …
Tak kurang dengan gelagat OTG (orang tua gatal) Unker Yew, … pencak silat wayang kulit Rezuan Asrah … orang sewa 2nd home lewat bayar sewa he he he.
Yang serius .. yang lawak … ketawa sampai keluar air mata.
Wah KM, u hantum unker kao kao with your long winded April 7, 2:35am post, typo error pun kena corrected. Am I worthy of so much of ur firepower? OK I accept, someday u r the bug, other day u r the windscreen; Mai kia, mah jit wah chai ko lai, kow tim sama lu.
That kaypochi Dal fella oso jump on the bandwagon to take a swipe. Ok never mind, one day karma will come & bite u. I’m surprise my bird watching pu boh kia fren Tongkang did not join in what the odds was in his favor……hahaha…
Yew herr kwee kan, ming tian chieng,
Unker Yew.
Pakcik Dal,
Wa caya lu ......give me a five!
Yesss ........!
Unker Yew complained:-
"Wah KM, u hantum unker kao kao ... Am I worthy of so much of ur firepower?"
No. You are not worthy of such firepower. In fact, as they say in South Carolina, "you ain't worth a pitcher of warm spit." Use Tongkang's super-duper software for the Queen's English translation.
Unker, actually you make good target practise maaah. We need an authentic-lookin' sitting duck, a living and breathing species (albeit tamed) for the DN Knights' Shock and Awe overwhelming force treatment against the nation-wreckers who may stumble here.
Thanks to your sparring partner role, the DN Knights have pulverised every single cockroach that scurried in here, including the likes of EWO, Bright Eyes, Ahmad Adam, Vinnan, Antares, konfused, jebat's fren, delCapo and the numerous anonymii proxies sent by the MT and PP junkies ..... poooof, all gone in a cloud of smoky devastation and reduced to pukul-belakang crybabies in other blogs.
No laaa Tommy Yew. I meant it as a complement. Honest.
You see, in Malay kebudayaan, OTG title given by a man to another is a pengakuan kehormatan .. because he dares to menggatal .. something if known at home he faces a prospect of undergoing another sunat in the dark of any unfortunate nights.
Since you have not been sunated .. it was a double complement.
That is the reason why you are so "popolar" with the lady knights .. yau menggatal with Pn Zazaland, also tried with Pn M. Tigress then with Lady Gag (to whom I owe an appology for carelessly misreading her comment)
I know Tuan KijangMas appreciates your company. I thing we do too. In a kaypochi way .. as you have said.
John Cena,
Dia tengah sibuk duk adjust diri baru mula kuliah..
Dia ni Melayu celup.. ada darah kuat anugerek, 2nd generasi.
MRSM
testing testing..
This Question is JUST for Unker Yew;
Anatano Chinbokono chisaideskah, okideskah?
Ni agak susah sikit, macam loghat kelante'.
Tongkang
Hoi KM,
Why lah u like that one; ‘in your face’ remark brought me bad luck big time. FYI, I lost one kancil & a pair of ‘Aye Seghamo’ on the MU v Porto and Villareal v Arsenal games respectively, both the English teams SHUD have won, knnccb!!! But did u see that speckie equaliser from gunner Adebayor? Unker scored a similar, chest control & overhead bicycle kick goal in my younger days before, no bull! Anyway hope Chelsea & your Voren’s team Bayern Munchen will win today, fingers crossed.
Wah Dal, terima kasih manyak2 for your warm/fuzzy compliments (Note spelling, not complement; not that I’m always that pedantic like ur Tuan KM…hehehe..). Idea was there, cukup lah, ya kah? You betul betul appreciate unker kah or just using me as a punching bag?
Tongkang, me catch no balls what u r trying to convey. What u don’t know/understand won’t hurt you. Next time please use Queen English or KM Bahasa M’sia, ok?
Salam,
Unker Yew.
P/S – Unker tak sunat can use the word ‘Salam’ or not? If cannot, I minta maaf dulu ok.
Unker
“Wah Dal, terima kasih manyak2 for your warm/fuzzy compliments (Note spelling, not complement; not that I’m always that pedantic like ur Tuan KM…hehehe..).”
No laaa Unker.
The spelling “c-o-m-l-e-m-e-n-t” was intended. I used it twice. The first was fuzzily meant that somebody or something is to be served as a supplementary food -- a supplementary punching bag.
The second was ---- fuzzily meant to be as --- a supplementary cut – to be precise a second sunat – after which nothing is left.
I suppose you fell for it.
Unker, it seems that you are the apple of everybody's eye, apa lu ada pakai voodoo ka ...atau jampi jampi tok pekong? Can give me some tips or not on how to love and to be loved?
Gua caya lu Apek!
Salam Tuan KijangMas.
This is off topic ......
Folks, just want you all to know of a new blog that belittle our religion, our prophet, our holy book ..........etc
Here's the link,
http://adibahahmed.blogspot.com/2009/01/surah-al-tahrim-problematic-surah.html
Have a nice day.
ooops about that new blog, I think it is not 'new' anymore ....it has 'expired' due to some reasons. anyway, you all can still read the posts ...
Tuan KijangMas,
Thanks for the reminder :)
P/S: No free trial huh? :P
Pakcik Dal,
Bukan lewat bayar la. Ingatkan ada free trial. Hehe :P
Auntie Zazaland,
Ok..I will..I will..
Salam Perkenalan to Everyone.
My name is Erniceda. I am a Singaporean Malay. I am a new kid on the blog (block). I stumbled onto Deminegara by chance only.
I’ve read the posts here. This is a very good blog, good write-ups, a must read blog to all Malaysians or Malaysians who love their country. Inspite of some bombastic words used, this blog is not a racist blog.
For me, I shall come here as often as possible. The comments are as interesting as the actual posts themselves. There are many kinds of comments here. Some are hilarious, others are serious and informative, copy-paste types are in abundance and the nicknames are funny if not fanciful.I find that there are quite a number of foreign-speaking people here. Not bad, not bad at all. That means that Malays are moving forward. Keep it up!
The blog owner is an intelligent chap. He writes well, full of humour at times. I enjoy his writings. His English is ...what should I say...mamma mia.....impeccable. Is he really Kelantanese? He eats budu? Then, I’ll start eating budu from today so that I’ll have the same kind of intelligence like him. His use of colourful idioms and fanciful dialects make me laugh with glee. By the way, I’m wondering if he is tall, dark and handsome (endowed with a pair of brooding eyes and a magnetic smile), who can sweep a girl off her feet just by looking at her. Folks, I wish I was that girl! Ooopps .......sorry that is too fast....I’ve just arrived here. Don’t worry ladies, I’ll behave, no competition from me, honest..... wink wink..........It was just a wishful thinking on my part, nothing more.....wink wink...
Next time, I’ll write about the situation of the Singapore Malays ie. the Real Tuan Tanahs of Singapore. They are being reduced to being just “penumpangs” in their own land. At the beginning, PAP used the Malay leaders/activists to get the Malay votes, once they had what they wanted, they discard these leaders/activists as scumbags, some were exiled..........
...To be continued ..
I’ll take my leave now.
Salam.
Erniceda.
Salam Tuanku KijangMas,
Looks like somebody has a crush on you!!
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Erniceda, welcome abroad!
Auntie Zazaland,
Uncle Dal did a very excellent job there. Kudos to Uncle Dal!
P/S: Semakin tinggi rasa hormat pada Pakcik Dal!
Kembara Politik said,
"Uncle Dal did a very excellent job there. Kudos to Uncle Dal!
P/S: Semakin tinggi rasa hormat pada Pakcik Dal!"
Yup, right on, Kembara.
ps ...btw Tok-ki, where is our satay?
Erniceda. You said ..
“By the way, I’m wondering if he is tall, dark and handsome (endowed with a pair of brooding eyes and a magnetic smile), who can sweep a girl off her feet just by looking at her.”
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Yes. He is everything you said.
I’ll add to your dream … KM has a pair of thick (full) lips … Mexican feature … You know Banderas of Zorrow fame? …
KM can be mistaken as his twin … except Banderas’ mouth is just a slit.
“... Folks, I wish I was that girl! Ooopps ....” Erniceda adds ..
Ooopps???? There I told you. You are being swept off your feet eh?
Awwww. How romantic.
Bang Mat. Awas. Title Bang Mat dalam bahaya ... nak kena rampas nih.
Encik Dal(ca?), you said,
"Yes. He is everything you said."..
Wow, this illusive KM must be a hearthrob then? Btw, how do you know? you have met him? So, who is more graciously endowed by God? KM or Banderas? I know, I know, you said they could be twins, enlighten me further please.....
You added,
"KM has a pair of thick (full) lips … Mexican feature … "
..this is more tricky ..err...what do you mean "thick lips" ...are they kissable or not? ...lol..
Romantic? Wah, you've already envisioned me in a sequel of Gone with the Wind already.....? btw, who is Bang Mat? another romantic idealist? :)
ps ......what a welcome...I will definitely come back here...you people make me laugh....
salam.
Erniceda
Ha ha ha ...
For all we know, Tuanku KM may look like this or this!
He he, I think more likely the 2nd pic.
Sorry KM. Couldn't help it. Herr Voren said 11/10. How?
Dear Malaysian Malays,
I am interested to write about the Malays of Singapore in comparison to the Malaysian Malays now. By the way, we still have our Sultan in Singapore, but, he had been reduced to just a mere citizen, nothing more. It is sad, isn’t it? No doubt Raffles bought over Singapore (at just a pittance mind you) from the then Sultan and now, looking at the predicament of the real Tuan Tanahs of Singapore, one wonders if the same fate is going to befall to our fellow brothers and sisters in Malaysia. Wake up please, MELAYU!
Isn’t it enough that you lost Singapore? Batu Puteh? Even right now, our brothers and sisters in Patani are fighting to get their homeland back. There is a lot of bloodshed there, do you all want the same thing to happen in your own Tanah Air Tercinta? To those Malays who have not woken up yet, do you want other people from faraway lands to take control of your Tanah Tumpah Darah and having places like Tamil Nadu and Beijing as their ‘kiblat’? Where is your Malay dignity?
For us in Singapore, the day Malaysia falls to other people other than the Malays, then it is going to be the saddest day for us. Melayu Nusantara akan menangis hiba. No Tanah Melayu means No Melayu. Hilang lah Melayu untuk selamanya. The Chinese have China, the Indians have India, what about the Malays? Bukankah Tanah Melayu ini untuk orang Melayu?
Looking at the brouhaha in Perak whereby a DAP politician recited a Quranic verse, I was not surprised at all. This political party, which is also an arm of PAP in Malaysia used this tactic not without purpose. In fact this is an intelligent way of getting votes from gullible Malay brethrens. Ladies and Gentlemen of Malaysia, Lee Kuan Yew was no different. He speaks fluent Malay and he can write in Jawi better than the Malays themselves. All his children learnt Jawi. It is just that to get to your ‘enemies’, you must camouflage yourself in order to blind them. As I said earlier, some Malays are gullible, easy to “goreng”, maybe due to their lack of education or too much education, they will follow whatever is being told to them by their unscrupulous politicians (of their choice of course). The stupid Malays follow because they want to please their ‘masters’ whereas the ‘clever’ Malays follow because they want to appear liberal and progressive,
others are just ‘Pak Turuts’ because they are actually fence sitters without any clear direction.
Yes, I am ‘anak asli Singapura’. I have no attachments with the peninsular as my ‘kampong’ was in Singapore proper. My Malay ancestors used to reside at the mouth of the Kallang River, Singapore, then they went inland, finally they settled at a Malay village at the junction of Geylang Serai/Paya Lebar area. We lived there for awhile till the PAP government decided to develop our ‘kampong’. Then, we had to move to a HDB flat in a self-contained Housing Development Board estate. It was an open secret that this was one of the ways to separate the Malays, so as not to let them to be too strong politically if they were to be grouped together.
Also, I understood later on, at other Malay occupied areas, the dwellers were told that if they would like to stay at the same place, they should have the same kind of dwellings/designs as what the government had so as to “uniformise” the whole area. Get my drift everybody? Naturally, the Malay 'kampong' folks were not able to come up with millions of dollars to develop their area. They were not rich. They had no choice but to leave their 'kampongs'. Once the areas had been developed by the government (or sub contracted to private sectors), the prices would definitely be real sky high and that prevented the Malays to come back to their ‘kampongs’, so wasn’t it like ethnic cleansing, but done in a subtle way? I was told that the Israeli government used this kind of tactic to cleanse its Palestinian population in certain areas of Israel/Palestine. Go figure yourselves Malaysians, who do you think the PAP government asked for advice?
Sorry, I have to stop now ....the clock has struck 12 times already.
To be continued.
Salam.
Erniceda
Ron Jeremy, Jr,
Very funny Ron and very cute too!! Looking at photo no. 2, I give Tuanku KM 21/20.....how's that for thick-shapely lips.....haha
Erniceda
Erniceda,
Tapi awas!
He is a Computer Genius.. Exceptionally good with figures and travel the globe sejak kecil lagi..
At a click of his button knows, where you live, your hobbies, where you went to school, where you were born, how much tax you contribute and the name of your great grandmother..
Semua dalam data bank dia!! hehe
Tongkang
Tongkang,
What about my figure measurement? He knows that too?
Seeing is believing, Cik Abang Sayang, he can't even see me .....hehehe
KijangMas
I like Erniceda's comment about Singapore Malays and her advice that we be careful about our rights in Malaysia.
I think we all should heed such advice coming from people who have actual experience of being treated as pendatangs in their own
country. I am not sure whether many Malays are aware of the possibility of this happening in this country. Too much corruption and too busy politicking, unable to see the bush for the trees.
Our new PM appears supportive of vernacular schools, has his 1Malaysia blog in other languages. Some have spoken for the re-writing of recent Malaysian history, a few saying Chin Peng and the MCP should be given credit, etc. These do not augur well for the concept of Bangsa Malaysia you have propounded and we have supported. Perhaps you should write about these again when his policies become clearer.
Or write now as an attempt to get that concept incorporated in policies he would formulate from now on?
Dot.
Erniceda,
Thank you for your insights on Singaporean Malays. It's an eye-opener for me who's got no idea of what's happening to our brothers down south. Would you care to elaborate more on their political voice, as in, are they well-represented in the Parliament? Do the Malays there have some kinda HINDRAF-like movement in the form of Malay Rights Action Hoard (MARAH!), noisily protesting on the streets, threatening the PM and demanding equal this and equal that, on top of demanding multi million dollar compensation for their existence? What about a Malay Dong Jiao Zhong-like association loud-mouthing Malay language and educational issues?
You have a penchant for serious and heavy things Erniceda. Good.
Yea … what has happened to the Singapura Malays is happening to Malaysian Bumiputeras, with the blessings of the Govt. at that.
Consider the The Malaysian Housing Policy.
1) For every housing / township project 30% is allotted to the Bumiputras –
2) -- to be taken up by them during a set period --
3) – after which any unsold remainder to be offered up to the general public –
4) At the end of the day, (after the whole of Malaysia is turned into one gargantuan housing / township / hyper-city-ship project) 90% of these housing / township project is taken up by the non-Bumis.
5) If the presest Housing Policy is not reviewd, if the Government goes on blessing this policy – acting on behalf of the elite financiers or for the rich and beautiful --- OR
6) If the government changes hands ---- OR
7) If the government do not fight for the poor and downtrodden ----
8) In 100 years time ---
9) The 10% elite and rich citizens --- (mostly Chinese) will occupy 90% of Malaysia --- AND ---
10) The 90% poor and downtrodden citizens (mostly Bumipeteras) will occupy 10% of Malaysia.
11) What do we have then? --- Greater Singapore.
12) What will the scenario then? Peace? Anarchy?
13) We say, today’s NEP is in the best interest of -- to save the non-Malays 100 years hence.
14) 100 years from now will be during the time of my grand childrens' children. I have to prepare them right from now.
salam KM,
Erniceda, i copy paste ur comments to other blog for malay goods
http://paneh.blogspot.com
Salam Tuanku KijangMas,
To Dot & Phonont,
Thanks. I wrote what I saw, what I felt, what I learnt and what I heard. I am anak Singapura, born and bred in Singapore and proud to be one. I love my country, but at the same time I feel sad when I see that the power that be tries to change the socio-cultural landscape of my island, inhabited by my Malay ancestors long time ago even before the real 'Pendatangs' came in. When I go round my island and realize that some road names have been changed to make it sound and 'look' more Chinese, I feel sick to the stomach.
Once I was passing this Housing Estate called Hougang (a Chinese name with a pinyin spelling) and I saw a big hawker centre with a big lettering which says, Hainan Island Ching Chong Hawker Building or something to that effect, I got boiled down inside. My island has become a seventh heaven for these 'Pendatangs' ...oh, I just could not take it (even symbolic)....Why must put Hainan Island? Why not put something that locals can identify with?
You know I could just keep my mouth shut where Malaysia is concerned, not my country anyway....but, when I read some posts and comments in Malaysian blogsphere that were written by some ignorant bigots and Malay Apologist condemning Melayus, I told myself that I should open my mouth and tell you all of my experience in my own Tanah Air.
I'm definitely sure that DAP gets their tuition from big brother PAP. LKY used Malays to "conquer" the Malays, he used also his own proficiency in the Malay language to 'ambil hati' orang Melayu. Fighting for Malaysian Malaysia at first, but the moment he took over Singapore, there was no such thing as Singaporean Singapore....it was more like Chinese Singapore....Huh, I won't elaborate on things that were "done" to us here ....The result is we feel like we are the 'penumpangs' ..not them....they took over everything ...they talk about meritocracy ...that is BS ...Meritocracy is just a blanket for Chinese hegemony (now, even the Indians have a little bit more of the pie but I can't say the same thing for the Malays).
I've actually read a DAP manifesto online on how to "conquer" Tanah Melayu by 'conquering' the Malays. But, unfortunately I forgot to jot down the url address. Yes, they can get the power if you Melayus in Malaysia let them do it ...DAP is using PKR Melayus/PAS as proxies for their own agenda. After that, it is going to be 'habis manis sepah dibuang'- just like what PAP was/is doing to the Malay MPs/Ministers in Singapore.
Phonont, you asked about the political voice. Well, if you look at the population percentage in Singapore, Malays should have more numbers in Parliament, but unfortunately, it is not the case. We have 1 Indian Senior Minister, 3 Indian Ministers for a population percentage of 8.8%. Consider this, we have 1 Malay Speaker and 1 Malay Minister taking charge of Malay Affairs and Environment for a Malay population of 13.6%. I don't believe that we don't have capable Malays to take care of the country. Mind you, the Environment ministry is the only portfolio that the PAP government is willing to give to a Malay Minister. After a few more years, he will be asked to 'retire' and his post will be 'recycled' to another Malay. He will go back to what he was doing before ....He is not going to be a Minister of Defence nor a Minister of Foreign Affairs for sure....too sensitive lah...But, look at Malaysia's Cabinet .....there are quite a number of Chinese and Indian Ministers/Deputy Ministers. One had insulted the Malays by calling them 'Pendatangs' but still managed to get a portfolio. The thing that intrigue me is that they come from parties that did not do well in the GE. Why put them in when they could not deliver? Should put those Bumis from Sabah and Sarawak instead. The more the merrier for them....They can all dance the Iban Dance in Parliament.
Tell me who is nicer?
You won't have this kind treatment in Singapore.
We don't have any Hindraf-like organisation in Singapore. We have Mendaki and AMP, two self help groups to help the Malays to upgrade themselves. They get financial assistance from the Government. NADA ZERO RIEN to all your other questions Phonont. When the government decided to implement all English medium schools, it was not the Malays who had created a lot of noise, it was them, the Chinese...Singapore's version of Dong whatever, not the Malays....We, Singaporean Malays, we sacrificed a lot for our future generations....we did not want them to be 'ketinggalan'...English is used as a language of instruction in schools, our Mother Tongue subject is taught for a few hours per week (pls check Wikipedia). I am a product of such a system. Malaysians should not be scared to take up the English language. It is a boon not a bane.
Oh, btw, if anyone is not happy in Singapore, he/she can voice it out at Hong Lim Park with trees as listeners or some from the homo sapien species. Be careful though , the police station is just round the corner and you have to inform the authorities beforehand of what you want to talk about....no talk on religion, race or PAP.....don't try to criticise LKY & Co if you don't want to end up as a bankrupt. Anybody who wants to protest noisily, I challenge them to come to Singapore, we'll see what's in store for them. No, they won't dare, folks. They dared to do it in Malaysia because of certain elements in Malaysian political climate which were not stable.
Sorry to say, the Pandora Box had been opened in Malaysia and it is going to take a while for it to be closed back .....maybe you can't even re-close it again, but you guys will have to keep on trying.
I wish you Malaysian Malays (as well as other Malaysians) all the best.
Salam.
Mana pergi nya Tuan KM?
Salam Pendekarlara,
As I see it, Tuanku KM is AWOL again.....and now Erniceda is taking over this blog ....for time being ...hehehe
Salam Tuan Dal, you said,
"You have a penchant for serious and heavy things Erniceda. Good. "
- Well, as you can see when it's time to joke, I joke and when it's time to be serious, I'm serious....
The future of a country should not be taken for granted, as you said it is for our future generations.....
I just enlighten the DN community about my experience as a minority (native) citizen of a country ruled by a Chinese based political party with roots in Malaysia.
tharieq dhiyauddin said,
"Erniceda, i copy paste ur comments to other blog for malay goods
http://paneh.blogspot.com"
Alright, pls don't forget to say that it's mine .....lol
Don't worry pendekarlara, if Erniceda fires 100-rounds-per-sec AK47, tuan KM when he comes out will fire a 10-round-per-sec platinum-puncturing bazooka.
Now that he let us fire our pee-shooters, let's fire.
Lipan Bara
KijangMas,
Allow me to say to Erniceda:
On behalf of many of us here, I wish to express our sincere appreciation for the insights and the advice you gave.
We know Big Brother is always on the wall over there but I'm sure your motive was none other than compassion for your own kind over here and you provided the insights for the purpose of comparison in order for Malays here to realise the need to protect our interests to the maximum.
We sympathise with you all there; many are even our blood relatives. We can feel the frustration you and other thinking Malays feel over there. Islam requires that we forgive Tengku A Rahman but we must not forget the stupid and disastrous decision he made in letting Singapore go when he could have done what Tun A Razak did in sending the Army and instituting Emergency Rule in Kelantan when the leaders there caused problems. When re-writing the history of Malaysia (as suggested by some), this point must be emphasised so that future leaders would not make such a blunder again. May God bless and protect you all there.
Now in Malaysia we must speak and write as much as we can in the protection of Malay intersets. The freedom allowed in recent years have led to a mushrooming of views criticising Malay rights and privileges, the position of the Sultan, a disregard for Bahasa Malaysia, questioning the New Economic Policy and non-respect for the Constitution and the Sedition Act. We must counter each and every statement made by all those people. The statements made by the new PM, DS Najib, appear to allow the rakyat to speak up. No doubt, in responsible ways.
We may put aside the treachery that had led to British colonialism of the past and British rule that had made 60% of the population now own only 18% of corporate wealth (not counting other forms of wealth). But we must tackle money politics and corruption that had allowed Malay leaders of questionable integrity getting positions of power, get far-thinking leaders who can help formulate and execute policies that ensure maximum protection and furtherance of Malay interests.
UMNO is supposed to do all these but is in a lamentable state of affairs. UMNO's weaknesses have led to the malays being divided and exploited by the others. Malays have gone to the opposition or spoilt their votes in protest. Let's hope DS Najib has the political will to rid the party of money politics and corruption. All Malays have an interest in UMNO because it is, by extension, the Government. Let's all Malays, members or not, support DS Najib in any graft free exercise he might embark upon.
Remember, races, nations, even entire civilisations have disappeared throughout history. A lot due to corruption. And some of these people have been talking about "the stronger culture dominating the weaker one". Despite KijangMas' concept of a Bangsa Malaysia that we all support. And yet, the pseudo-liberal and wealthy ones among us talk about feeling ashamed of being treated like a Red Indian and ridicule our own kind of using tongkat, crutches and such an insensitive terminology.
sepadu
Dear Sepadu
Great idea! Blogs like DM, JMD, Pahit Manis and many others are common spaces for sharing of ideas and information.
They can only brainwash gullible and ignorant Malays, so the majority must be well-informed and united, for the sake of Tanah Melayu.
Not just roads, even Kueh Melayu is now branded as Nyonya Kueh. Nasi Lemak and Sate (satay) are marketed by them.
Ashley Hisham, Fandi Ahmad, Anita Sarawak, Najib Ali, Hanis, Ali Ahmad received accreditation outside of their home country.
Talents like Taufik Batisah and Hadi Mirza (Asian Idol) are successful in their home country??
Sepadu said, " .. the pseudo-liberal and wealthy ones among us .. feeling ashamed of being treated like a Red Indian and ridicule our own kind of using tongkat, crutches and such an insensitive terminology" -
If only they remember the kampongs they or their fathers or grandfathers came from. If only they think about the millions of Malays who are not well off, many not even having tasted the benefits of the NEP. If only they realise that what we have to day may disappear to morrow, that so long as the income disparity continues, the gap will remain forever because the others don't remain static, would even move faster, especially if all other forms of wealth are taken into account.
There's no reason to feel ashamed, no justification whatsoever in mocking the NEP - if you accept historical facts and are not arrogant about your own self. The Manchu Emperors allocated 50% of the Civil Service posts to the less advantaged southerners. The fact that it was long ago is immaterial; what is material is the fact that even in China they had a policy of helping the disadvantaged, for hundreds of years. Surely sane minded Chinese here would accept the NEP - the overwhelming majority did until one top Malay started a discussion on it quite some time ago.
The Malays languished under Colonial rule. Very few schools in the kampongs, even then only primary education. No help at all in business all those while. Tan Siew Sin had said the Malays have been "generous enough". At least on two occasions - agreeing to non-Malay citizenship at Merdeka and relaxing the citizenship rules affter Merdeka. They and their descendents can enjoy their citizenship rights forever. Why can't the Malays enjoy their rights forever, too?
We are talking about competition. We Malays have to accept the fact that we have much less experience and expertise in business compared to the Chinese. They have been in business for thousands of years, have over a thousand inventions, many since ancient times. But we must not be over-awed, putting our hands up before anything. Conversely, we must not be arrogant and think we are already successful, know the ropes and can compete on a level playing field. Let's be realistic. The Financial Crisis of 1997-8 reduced Malay corporate wealth % almost double digit. Do we have such a short memory or are we so arrogant as to ridicule the NEP ourselves? The very disheartening thing is that those words of ridicule were uttered by our own top people.
The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in our stars but in ourselves ...
For goodness sake, let's get our politics correct, our thoughts properly tuned, our heads not so big, our brains working sincerely and unselfishly for the Malays.
Dot.
How come Tuanku KijangMas has not appeared yet ......?
AWOL for so long meh?
- Flying Cowboy
The SoPo Prince must be having his makan with Robin, I think.
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